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Favorite Freeper Quotes and One-Liners

Posted on 11/07/2002 10:37:56 AM PST by MTCJK

Although I am sure this has been done a number of times, please post your favorites for all to enjoy. I have started with a few of my own, and will give full credit to all YOU for these, none are my own originals


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To: MTCJK
Try Not! Do or Do Not! -- Yoda

101 posted on 11/07/2002 3:24:45 PM PST by Coastie
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To: MTCJK
My favorite

"Giving money and power to the government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." - P. J. O'Rourke

102 posted on 11/07/2002 3:26:30 PM PST by daguberment
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To: Cyber Liberty
"You have as good a chance as a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest."
103 posted on 11/07/2002 3:32:41 PM PST by Hildy
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To: Hildy
This one killed me at about 4:00 AM election night:

"Well it only took 18 years for Mondale to lose all 50 states!"

104 posted on 11/07/2002 3:39:52 PM PST by LisaFab
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To: MTCJK
"His brain must rattle around in his head like a peanut in a boxcar!" -Doc, from tv show 'Gunsmoke', speaking about Festus.

I think that could apply to many demonrats like Daschle and his ilk.
105 posted on 11/07/2002 3:46:02 PM PST by Pablo64
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To: MTCJK
Just to pick a nit with the supposed JFK quote:

It's actually a paraphrase of the following -
"As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan."
by Count Galeazzo Ciano, an Italian Fascist, whom maybe JFK admired, lol.

C'mon do you think a dilletante like Kennedy could come up with something this literate?

106 posted on 11/07/2002 3:47:01 PM PST by fnord
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To: Pagey
That certainly reads differently after they knocked down our WTC Buildings, doesn't it?

Only if your head is ruled by emotion and not reason, common sense and logic.

107 posted on 11/07/2002 3:51:05 PM PST by handk
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To: fnord
Sorry if that seems picky, but I have heard the quote several times the last few days, and it was starting to annoy me how the talking heads use it to glorify that lightweight.
108 posted on 11/07/2002 3:51:20 PM PST by fnord
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To: doug from upland
"What contemptable scoundrel stole the cork to my lunch?" - W.C. Fields

Nam Vet

109 posted on 11/07/2002 3:55:58 PM PST by Nam Vet
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To: MTCJK
"The people of the United States are the rightful masters of both Congress and the Courts, not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution."
--Abraham Lincoln

And that about says it all.

110 posted on 11/07/2002 3:57:01 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts
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To: fnord
Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?
111 posted on 11/07/2002 4:00:14 PM PST by Illwind
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To: Doomonyou
great list!
112 posted on 11/07/2002 4:09:44 PM PST by fnord
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To: MTCJK
"Politicians -- Those who swear on a Bible they don't believe in to uphold a Constitution they have no respect for." Joseph Sobran

"A false conclusion once arrived at and widely accepted is not easily dislodged and the less it is understood the more tenaciously it is held." Jeff Cooper

"Do you really think our forefathers really went to all the effort of drafting the Second Amendment so a bunch of people could go hunting?" -- Allan Keys

"A golf course is a sad misuse of a perfectly good rifle range."

Is there anything more dangerous to the cause of liberty than a politician fixated on re-election?

"Those unaware are unaware of being unaware" Merrill Jenkins

"It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you." Dick Cheney

"The only people who have quick answers don't have the responsibility of making the decisions." Justice Clarence Thomas

Bush is going to have to watch out. If he is not careful, he is going to have people respecting politicians.
113 posted on 11/07/2002 4:09:54 PM PST by Varmint Al
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To: MTCJK
ANWAR Caribou tastes like spotted owl.

After attending a rally where our President spoke, I stepped outside to find a group of leftist nimrods infesting the grounds. Banal signs were plentiful. On the way home this little gem popped into my head, as I was looking for some irritating material that I could use on a future freep.

114 posted on 11/07/2002 4:10:01 PM PST by freepersup
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To: freepersup
ANWAR Caribou tastes like spotted owl.

After attending a rally where our President spoke, I stepped outside to find a group of leftist nimrods infesting the grounds...

Biblically speaking, "Nimrod, Son of Cush, was a mighty hunter before the Lord."

115 posted on 11/07/2002 4:23:05 PM PST by Doomonyou
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To: Media Insurgent
Now THAT'S funny.



Cursed be he who moves my bones. -Lassie

116 posted on 11/07/2002 4:24:48 PM PST by gitmo
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To: Doomonyou; All
"From my cold dead hands"
117 posted on 11/07/2002 4:28:40 PM PST by LiveFreeOrDie2001
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To: kaki
And the teacher had only been had twice. By the chinese army and the NFL
118 posted on 11/07/2002 5:24:35 PM PST by wordsofearnest
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To: MTCJK
"I haven't lost my mind ... it's backed up on tape." -- Peter da Silva (USENET).
119 posted on 11/07/2002 6:31:44 PM PST by altair
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To: facedown
ping
120 posted on 11/07/2002 6:36:52 PM PST by sistergoldenhair
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