Prevent Terrorism By Desecrating Terrorists Bodies

Pravda ^ | 10/26/02 | Sergey Yugov

[Prodigal Son]

To think! This is their big newspaper! Imagine something similar in the NYT or Washington Post! Good lord!

I say feed the bodies to the pigs. Let them become pigshit and parts of the pig. Then feed the pigs to dogs which they also hate. Muslims don't like dogs because to look at one is like looking in the mirror I suppose.

Feed 'em to the pigs!

[livius]

Sounds good to me.

The problem is that a lot of these people were probably hired guns - hired from the Middle East - so their eternal fate would probably be of no concern to Muslims.

Their leader was found in the theatre with a bottle of alcohol, and many of the others were found with syringes (for methamphetamines) next to them.

Unfortunately, there's more to this than just the individuals who took over the theatre. They were being supported by people somewhere (wahabbis in Saudi Arabia, from what I've heard from other sources) who don't care one way or the other what happened to this bunch of useful idiots.

[Prodigal Son]

Damn, you guys beat me to it.

What about, we feed the jihadis to the pigs. We send the resulting offal to the families along with video tapes detailing how this was done.

Then with the pig, we make sausage and feed the spare bits to other pigs and dogs. We sell the sausage to anyone willing to eat it and advertise it as jihadi sausage. If US Soldiers want jihadi sausage- we provide it to them free.

The dogs we feed the pigs to would have to be Pit Bulls, Rottweilers and such. We train them to go absolutely beserk whenever they hear Arabic or phrases from the Koran- Allahu Akbar comes to mind. Then we tattoo a Star of David on the dog or a Crucifix and we take the dog to the country from whence the terrorist came and turn him loose.

If we can't fix the jihadis pretty soon and train these dogs not to attack us- we're gonna have to get medieval with their a$$es.

Failing all that- why not just stuff 'em and mount 'em and display 'em in museums?

[habs4ever]

It was "Black" Jack Pershing who came up with the idea.

[Rifleman]

Don't be insulting dogs. My best buddy, after my wife is a dog. And he is a much better dog than most people are people.

[Prodigal Son]

Hey man, I hear you- I love dogs too.

[boris]

Saturate Mecca with pig blood. I recommend a 'super scooper'.

Flense the mosque from the Dome of the Rock until not a molecule remains.

Then we can start getting really nasty.

--Boris

[Hugin]

many of the others were found with syringes (for methamphetamines) next to them.

Probably to help them stay awake rather than because they were drugies.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Oink.