Posted on 10/26/2002 10:44:07 AM PDT by aquawrench
When the storm at the theatre where hundreds of hostages were held was over, everybody started thinking of what was to be done to the bodies of the killed terrorists. It is reported that a hot-line phone was active within the three past days, which people used to suggest ideas concerning dead bodies of the terrorists. An idea has come up to mind immediately: as was once done in Israel, it is suggested that dead bodies of Shakhids are to be buried wrapped in pig skins filled up with pig’s manure. This, as some Muslim theologians think will not let the terrorists into the vakhabit paradise.
This action made a really strong impression on religious fanatics in Israel; majority of people gave up the idea of terrorism acts for the fear to be desecrated after death.
However, as is perfectly know, the number of Palestinian kamikazes who organize acts of terrorism against Israel is speedily increasing. This is because of Israel’s aggressive policy in respect of the Palestinian autonomy, no matter what skins are offered for burial of Palestinian terrorists.
The situation in Russia is different. The country is just defending its sovereignty and territorial integrity, the numerous nations which are parts of Russia.
As for pig skins and burial in pig’s manure, Chechen terrorists Maskhadov, Basayev and so on are hardly frightened with the theologians’ intimidations. They are always ready to provide strong arguments to make their subordinates commit acts of terrorism. And they can find any Muslim theologians which will help them inspire kamikaze for terrorism acts.
The problem of terrorism extermination is rooted deeper. The Russian council of muftis supported actions of the Russian authorities taken to settle the hostage situation in Moscow. As it is said in the council’s statement issued on the problem, “actions of the terrorists have nothing to do with the laws of our religion. These people are neither fighters for the belief, not fighters for freedom of their nation. On the contrary, they have caused much damage to their nation. They have got what they deserve; they are sure to be punished by the God for everything they have committed and for the harm they have done.”
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I say feed the bodies to the pigs. Let them become pigshit and parts of the pig. Then feed the pigs to dogs which they also hate. Muslims don't like dogs because to look at one is like looking in the mirror I suppose.
Feed 'em to the pigs!
What about, we feed the jihadis to the pigs. We send the resulting offal to the families along with video tapes detailing how this was done.
Then with the pig, we make sausage and feed the spare bits to other pigs and dogs. We sell the sausage to anyone willing to eat it and advertise it as jihadi sausage. If US Soldiers want jihadi sausage- we provide it to them free.
The dogs we feed the pigs to would have to be Pit Bulls, Rottweilers and such. We train them to go absolutely beserk whenever they hear Arabic or phrases from the Koran- Allahu Akbar comes to mind. Then we tattoo a Star of David on the dog or a Crucifix and we take the dog to the country from whence the terrorist came and turn him loose.
If we can't fix the jihadis pretty soon and train these dogs not to attack us- we're gonna have to get medieval with their a$$es.
Failing all that- why not just stuff 'em and mount 'em and display 'em in museums?
Flense the mosque from the Dome of the Rock until not a molecule remains.
Then we can start getting really nasty.
--Boris
Probably to help them stay awake rather than because they were drugies.
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