[daisyscarlett]

Come have some coffee with us and read JohnHuang's column...It is fun and funny. I loved it and I'll bet you will, too.

[daisyscarlett]

Good morning. Great column today...very funny....Thank you so much. We are honored that you are a part of FR's Finest Thread.

[Diver Dave]

LOL!!! John, you've done it again.

Congratulations!!! FR's Finest... strikes again.

[Aeronaut]

Good morning Daisy.

[dansangel]

Good Morning All!

Excellent post, JH2. It was a great eye-opener this morning!

Daisy, you were up early once again! ;-) Thank-you for bringing us our early-morning dose of satire!

{{{{{{{{{Hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} to all ....have a wonderful day!

[MeekOneGOP]

Come have some coffee with us and read JohnHuang's column...It is fun and funny. I loved it and I'll bet you will, too.

Ah, yes ! Thanks. I'll check it out !!

Have a cup while you FReep !

For those who prefer hot chocolate.....

[MeekOneGOP]

did i tell ya i likes da early-bird threads?....

[MeekOneGOP]

I found these posted on some tommy da$chle threads recently, lol !.....

Two years ago, ...

[ladyinred]

Good morning Daisyscarlett, thanks for the coffee. I need an extra dose of caffeine this am, it is one of my few work days today! :-)

JH2, I really enjoyed your report from Bagdad! Kind of a different style from you! Very entertaining humorous fiction, but I suspect some of it borders near the truth! ;-)

[Billie]

Good morning! Thank you, daisy, for posting this early this morning. Bad news from JohnHuang about his computer though! He wrote last night that he was having more trouble with it, and wouldn't get to spend time here as we had hoped by getting it posted early. : (

Hope you're all enjoying this tongue-in-cheek essay today! He's good; the guy is good!

Thanks so much for coming today! Enjoy!

[blackie]

Everyday Finest...Bump !!

Let's Roll !!

The RATS are in disarray...eradicate the rodents !!

Fire Democrats, Hire Republicans !!

GWB Is The Man !!

Snuff Saddam, NOW !!

Death To all Tyrant's !!

The Second Amendment...
America's Original Homeland Security !!

Freedom Is Worth Fighting For !!

Molon Labe !!

[MeekOneGOP]

"Yes! President Jimmy Carter called to congratulate Saddam for his victory!"

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[The Thin Man]

LOL! I thought this was a tongue-in-cheek piece until the parts about Saddam's admiration for Clinton and Carter's congratulatory call. Those seem entirely plausible to me. Now, I'm not so sure.

[jwfiv]

Hi daisyscarlett, thanks for the coffee...I had my first cup late last night when you set it up, just had my second, now that the day is underway. Thank you.

JH2's two-cents are worth a million bucks, especially today...so funny and sharps those barbs of his.

Thank you, Mr. JH2.

[Feiny]

I think you have some competition here.

[RikaStrom]

LOL, excellent column John.

[Dubya]

Dear Ma and Pa:

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Army
beats working for Old Man Minch a mile. Tell them to join up quick before
maybe all the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 am!
but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do
before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things -- no hogs to
slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically
nothing. You got to shave, but it is not bad in warm water.

Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon,
etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, beef, ham steak, fried eggplant,
pie and regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit between
two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till
noon, when you get fed.

It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route marches,"
which, the Sgt. says, are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is
not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to
our mailbox at home. Then the city guys all get sore feet and we ride back
in trucks. The country is nice, but awful flat.

The Sgt. is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt. is like the
school board. Cols. and Gens. just ride around and frown. They don't
bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for
shooting. I don't know why. The bull's-eye is near as big as a chipmunk
and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higsett boys at
home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't
even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellows get
onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving son, Zeb

[Dubya]

"CAMP LEJEUNE, NC"




Eve and me are leaving for Camp Lejeune be back about Oct. 30.
You guys keep up the good work.
Going to have BarBQ at Blessingers in SC on the way.

JESUS SAVES
DUB & EVE