Posted on 10/16/2002 8:50:03 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")
It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!
It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...
It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.
Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
FReegards...MUD
You sure got THAT right, goldi!
FReegards...MUD
"When the LeftWing Breaks!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")
If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!
Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh...
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no...
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.
All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!
We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.
Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.
Mudboy Slim (10/17/2002)
LOL...reckon so!! Seems like Justice delayed is Justice DENIED!!
FReegards...MUD
"Tyranny"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")
At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job."
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!
Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!!!!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!!!!
Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy.
Seems that intern sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open.
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear.
Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.
Tyranny's Woken...WhupRATS Today!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
MudboySlim smoked Slick...RATS Beware!!
Try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard.
FReegards...MUD (09/29/2002)
"RightWingRager!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "My Back Pages")
ClintonCrimes fire up my peers, RATS're Vile & flighty scamps!!
Doused in bile from Network Ho's, using Rush-tapes as MUD's maps...
"We'll meet on edges, soon," said I, proud 'neath heated brow.
Ah, but I was so much bolder then,
I'm wiser than that now.
Right-whacked pro-Justice, I leap't forth, "RE-IMPEACH Slick!!" MUD screamed!!
Lies that life is black and white, spoke from my skull. I dreamed
Romantic facts of musketeers, foundationed deep, somehow
Ah, the World was so much colder then,
I'm younger than that now.
Slick's faces fueled my Righteous Wrath, from Clinton's Tyranny!!
MUD's memorizing politics...and ancient history
Flung down by corpse evangelists, unthought of, though, somehow.
Ah, but I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now.
A self-ordained professor's tongue, too serious to fool
Spouted out that liberty, is just equality in school
"Equality," I spoke Left's word, as if a brainless sow.
Ah, but I was so much bolder then,
I'm wiser than that now.
In a soldier's stance, I aimed my words, at the Medyuh Whore'd who preached
Fearing not that I'd become my enemy, 'cuz it's the Truth that I teach
My pathway led by confusion boats, mutiny from stern to bow
Ah, but I was so much wilder then,
I'm milder than that now.
Yes, my guard stood hard when abstract threats too noble to neglect
Deceived me into thinking, I had something to protect
Good and bad, I define these terms, quite clear, no doubt, somehow.
Ah, but MUD was so much older then,
MUD's younger than that now.
Work in progress...MUD (11/14/2002)
Hey Dave! Fine lyrics from MUD there! LOL
Yeah — and it’s SO OBVIOUS that our troops are out there abusing people! *eyeroll*
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