Black XI: "Heck...Let's ROLLLL!!" (aka McAuliffe's MEAT!!)

The Dark Recesses of the MudCave ^ | 16 October 2002 | Mudoy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")

It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!

It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...

It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.

Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.

Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

FReegards...MUD

[stand watie]

ROTFLMAO! oh well, off to work. got to buy those tortillas & beans.

free the southland,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

"It may piss off some of the liberals in Taxachusetts..."

Then I DEFINITELY want a cassette of the performance...LOL!! Just string a microphone from a boombox and stick it in the middle of the stage...I'm used to that musical technology...)8^D!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...did you realize that when Chelsea is elected to Federal office sometime in the next coupla decades, there will be as many KlintonKlanMembers voted into Federal office as there are KennedyKlanMembers...that is, 3 each!!

WOW!! There really is a new Came-alot...LOL!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"free the southland"

We're workin' on it, my FRiend...MUD

[OldFriend]

Rush just made me cry, right here at the computer. Nice to know Rush still has a soft heart. Funny thing is, I just came back from the supermarket. There was a young man bagging who was profoundly retarded. He was trying so hard it brought a lump to my throat. When he finished and I thanked him, I also made it a point to thank the manager for letting him work.

[Mudboy Slim]

I agree, Old FRiend...and I think the Lovable Fuzzball was chokin' up, too...and I taped it.

FReegards...MUD

[conservativemusician]

That is a scary thought. Maybe Chelsea will screw up enough to prevent that and spare us all, or maybe she'll move to france.

[Mudboy Slim]

Deportation may be the best answer fer all, but then we gotta worry about Slick's Rock'n'Roll brother...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! (ahem...'scuse me...my bad...that wuz gloatin')

LOL...MUD

BTW...do you realize that Bill Clinton snorted sooooooo much cocaine while Guv'nuh of ArKKKansaw that his brother--seriously, what'shis name, Roger?--said BillieJeff had a nose like a vacuum and if Slick ever released his medical records, we would have evidence that Slick had nasal reconstruction surgery to correct the damage caused by the coke-sniffin'!!

Seriously, did you know that?!! (I didn't!!)

[conservativemusician]

Didn't know that, but can't say I'm surprised. He sure behaves like his brain is boiled in the white death!

[Mudboy Slim]

"He sure behaves like his brain is boiled in the white death!"

Paraphrasing Ten Bears' famous words, "Yer words of Death are true, therefore (?-wrong, but I'm not within reach of the tape, LOL) Yer Words of Life are True...Let it be LIFE!!

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

"And it scares you..."

~oh yeeeeaaa.

...shiver-me-timbers.

[sultan88]

"Day 121 of this year-long wager"

OOPS! I accidentaly mixed next month's status with this month's. Sorry. (Mudboy still losing.)

[Mudboy Slim]

"...shiver-me-timbers."

ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH...ye a swarmy ol' mate...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

(Mudboy still losing.)

Says HOO, the Sultan?!! SHEEEEESH...MUD

[Landru]

c'mon, admit it.
Was a damned funny come-back.

...to your even funnier statement.

[Mudboy Slim]

Here's a wager fer you friggin' BoomerCynics....

Dubyuh's "Gonna Win California!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Goin' to California")

Spend my days with a woman unkind,
Smoked my stuff an' drank all my wine.
Made up my mind, make a new start,
Goin'a California with Dutch Reagan in my heart.
Limbaugh told me there're Lib'rals out there...
Right'll open their eyes...RAT Powers're unaware!!

LeftWing dances but RATS' Soul is Maimed!!
Never let Press tell ya the Parties're all the same.
Hohh...DemRATS are Reds, Left's Med'yuh won't say,
RATS wonder how Left's Heroes could ever follow Willaaaay!!
Th' mountains an' the canyons start to tremble an' shake,
When children in LA...begin to awake...Watch out!!

It seems that Left's Hate fer my God got a punch on the nose
But Truth's startin' to flow, I think Slick might be sinkin'!!
Slick, we'll INDICT...RE-IMPEACH...It Is Time!!<
Help FReep everywhere...folks, Truth's Path Runs Straight and Right!!

The HildaBeast's without her King...
Left says they'll Save the World..."Left LIES," MUD sings!! La la la la.
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn,
Tryin'a find a Savior who'll never, never, never be born.
Standin' on a hill in the mountain of dreams,
Tellin' my FRiends, "It's not that hard, folks...Please help US FReep!!"
Mmm-ahh~ahh.

Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh.

Heh heh heh, who's up fer the challenge?!!...Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Keep it comin', FunnyMan, but double-bolt Dem skylights...MUD

[sultan88]

"Says HOO...?"

The repetitive use of the word HOO in this thread will do nothing to help the cause of the WooHOOS against whatever pansy ACC team they face this weekend. LOL!

Thus speaketh the Sultan!

[Mudboy Slim]

"OOPS!"

Yeah, Right...I can be at the sandcastle in a half-hour, Ol' Man...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"...skylights"

So, Landru, expect the Virginny ham to drop through your skylights sometime late next summer. What a strange way to deliver someone's winnings, huh?

[Joy Angela]

bump!