Posted on 10/16/2002 8:50:03 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")
It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!
It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...
It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.
Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
FReegards...MUD
At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job."
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!
Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!!!!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!!!!
Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy.
Seems that intern sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open.
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear.
Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.
Tyranny's Woken...WhupRATS Today!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
MudboySlim smoked Slick...RATS Beware!!
Try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard.
FReegards...MUD
5 posted on 09/29/2002 2:48 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim
free dixie,sw
The Left was/is wrong about Viet Nam...MUD
Well...affectionately; yea, mabbe. :o)
"You do realize I know where you live and how to access yer abode surreptitiously, don't you?"
Yea; there's a few things you oughta know before accessing my abode, "surreptitiosly" or otherwise.
One *big* one being, I'll hold you upside down by your feet & shake yerass until every nickle I'm owed in our bet's been extracted.
Then?
*Prepare* yourself to become an astronaut, son.
OBTW: in preparation for such a raid by a crazy goon like you?
I bought an old Diebold walk-in safe.
Converted it into a refridgerator/freezer, too.
...sure ya still wanna make the drive?
Oh, yes...I'll make the drive sooner or later, and you know that...MUD
free the southland,sw
MUD
TenBears Rocks...MUD
We'll see...MUD
Here comes the RightWing...We been movin' up slowly...
We got Dubyuh leading...he's our holy roller!!
We got Limbaugh on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim's the joker, MUD just do what he please.
{c:Play riff}
Left fears the Good Right...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills lit-tle children!!
Left says, "Yer just fools, you owe me."
One thing Right can tell you is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW!! Let US Sing!!
{c:Play riff}
DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Join the DemRAT Party, you'll just feel Slick's disease!!
Come together, Right NOW...sing with me!!
{c:Play riff}
He roller coaster, he got early warning
He got muddy water, He one Mo-jo filter
He say, " One and one and one is three."
Lucky Slick's good-looking 'cause "In Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!"
Come together, Right NOW!! 'Cuz we're FRee!!
Work in progress...MUD
The Public Broadcasting Service shall be 100% privately-funded withing the next 2-4 years and Moyers shall be canned much sooner than that!!
SITYS...MUD
"George W. Bush believes he now has a mandate. That mandate includes the power of the state to force pregnant women to give up control over their own lives. It includes using the taxing power to transfer wealth from working people to the rich. It includes giving corporations a free hand to eviscerate the environment and control the regulatory agencies meant to hold them accountable. And it includes secrecy on a scale you cannot imagine. Above all, it means judges with a political agenda appointed for life. If you liked the Supreme Court that put George W. Bush in the White House, you will swoon over what's coming."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...they're OUR jets now...MUD
As Rush said today, this letter ain't worth any more than a Clinton Promise.
FReegards...MUD
Oh well, different strokes fer different folks.
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
I just wonder if Mr. Moyers has ever been punched in the mouth by a Man of Faith...MUD
The Terms:
Landru: They go after the punk, say, within the next year beginning today...Tuesday August 13th, 2002? "I'll FedEx ya a case of Hienekens, a case of Milwaukee's finest bratwursts (fresh from the elfs at Usinger's ~you'll have to supply your own buns & condiments...), & a box of Garcia & Vegas' best."
Slim: Yer on, my FRiend...beer, brats and stoagies will provide much motivation fer the late night FReepin' excapades!!
Landru: "If they *don't*?? I'd like to know what I'll be getting from the Mud Cave out there in ol' Virginny?"
Slim: Hmmmm...on the unlikely chance that our efforts fail, I'll gladly send you a case of Legends Ale (good stuff from the local microbrewery), a big ol' Smithfield Ham, and a box of Macanudos.
Slim: T-Mac's goin' DOWN!!
Slim: FReegards...MUD
The Status:
Today, November 13, 2002, marks the end of the first quarter of this infamous bet from Black IX. As the appointed judge, I, the fair and unbalanced Sultan, do hereby report that on Day 121 of this year-long wager, Terry McAuliffe has not been indicted. Therefore, Landru is winning, (unfortunately).
Mudboy Slim continues his losing ways.
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