Black XI: "Heck...Let's ROLLLL!!" (aka McAuliffe's MEAT!!)

The Dark Recesses of the MudCave ^ | 16 October 2002 | Mudoy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")

It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!

It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...

It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.

Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.

Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Wee Willie IS!"

I've already surmised that Slick swung from both sides of the plate on previous occasions, my FRiend...do ya reckon he and TerryMac are lovers?!

MUD

[stand watie]

there is ac/dc BUT wee willie is MOSTLY DC and LIKES boys- LITTLE ones. that is FACT!

free dixie,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

"Wee Willie is MOSTLY DC and LIKES boys-LITTLE ones!!"

So, I reckon you are confirming that Slick Willie and Terry "The PUNK" McAuliffe are having a tryst...Right?!

ROFL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Dubyuh's "Gonna Win California!!"

Righteous FReegards...MUD

[stand watie]

NOPE! once again, i have NO idea about McAuliffe's preferences are.

i DO know about what wee willie's are-remember i've known him for >1/4 century-i.e. college days.

he was called wee willie for a REASON.

free dixie,sw

[goldilucky]

It might as well be that the Democrats want cheap votes the same as the Republicans want cheap labor. That is what is so wrong. That is why I am an Independant. Both parties have lost their loyalty to this Country. As a result this Country has been sold right under to foreigners who could care less about our stinking constitution based on Godly principles let alone our basic freedoms. That is why I say, that those who demand freedom don't deserve it unless they are willing to die for it. I am truly one of those. Give me liberty or give me death.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dubyuh Whups MedyuhRATS' Arse!!"

"Wouldn't want to risk any of y'all missing this, now. No, I sure wouldn't. ...been a very long time in coming. :^)"

Reckon yer right!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Republicans want cheap labor. That is what is so wrong."

Actually, I am more of an Employer than I am a Republican, and I admit to preferring less-expensive, hard-working labor to over-priced, lazy-arsed ne'er-do-wells on my payroll. My FRiend...honestly, do you actively go out and look to hire the most expensive labor you can find for a particular project?!

IMHO, the fact that you don't doesn't make you a bad person...MUD

[Landru]

~eh y'all?
Mudboy's outa town!!

Let's raid the ice box; drink all the beer we can, eat everything in sight & smoke whatever he's stashed.

Let's be *big* about it, though.
We'll leave the boy all the SlimFast junk.

Of course then again, that is to say: IF there's anything left 'round here.

...after the boy binged all day Wednesday?

[poet]

Hi Mud;

For the cry babies: A little rough around the edges as I just composed it:

Mommy, Mommy, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo

Mommy, Mommy, we lost again,
there was a time when,
we could fool most of them,
but that "memorial" was the end,
we crossed a line that should not have been

Mommy, mommy, it happened to Al,
now it's happened to his pals,
mommy, mommy,what did we do wrong?
we thought we were so strong,
we try to do so much good,
why, we even get help from Hollywood
we give out a monthly dole,
all we ask for is their Soul,

Alec Baldwin promised to leave,
but, he's still here,
after Tuesday, he's ready to heave,
still crying in his beer,
Mommy, mommy, how about streisand?
beautuful voice, but, no brain,
we tolerate all in this great land
the traitors lost once again

Everywhere the slimeball went,
the voters replied and sent,
someone other than he backs,
gone are many leftist hacks

Mommy, Mommy, we're so sad,
'cause of the worst day we have had,
well we're no done yet,
our plan is set,
we're going to sue,
mommy, oh mommy, boo hoo, boo hoo


FReegards

John

[stand watie]

!!!!!

[goldilucky]

I prefer to hire those who are qualified for the job. I am willing to pay them what they are truly worth. In other words, if they are worth 15 dollars per hour, I will pay them. I don't believe in hiring cheap labor because I don't believe in slavery. And it is in fact slave labor when you hire an illegal alien to do labor that is below the minimum labor standard wage. It is not only slavery but it is illegal, indeed. As much as I have respect for the fact that these illegals are willing to work for cheaper labor, I am also not willing to take advantage of them because I want them to become legal citizens and I want for them to advance themselves beyond the poverty level. They cannot advance themselves econmoically when Americans are using them for cheaper labor. That is very wrong, my friend.

I am not a cheap person. Quality means more to me than quantity! I value quality labor.

[sultan88]

"Mudboy's outa town!!"

OK. Let the games begin! Speaking of which, there is the matter of the Penn State - UVA game Saturday and the Steelers are playing with a banged up backfield Sunday. I *need* both of these wins, if you know what I mean. And I will one day reciprocate in kind.

[scholar]

Mudboy's outa town!!

Too far to go for beer! Think we need to depend on Sultan for this one.

[Mudboy Slim]

"D'yer Maker?! Reckon I did!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

"OK. Let the games begin!"

Now you're talkin'!

"Speaking of which, there is the matter of the Penn State - UVA game Saturday..."

Oh-don't-I-know... It's on The Coach's Daughter's itinerary, too.
Wouldn't miss it for the world, personally.
(~& I *don't* think Myrtle Beach is far enough away to hide, either. Do you?)

"...and the Steelers are playing with a banged up backfield Sunday. I *need* both of these wins, if you know what I mean. And I will one day reciprocate in kind."

Well, OK; sounds like you been *betin* again, haven'tcha?
*Bad* sultan!!

Unfortunately, on such short notice the best I can do for ya?

...is get my black, "Judgin' Robe" drycleaned. ;^)

[jla]

Sultan...Help me out here.
I'm tryin' to recall who exactly coined the quip, there ain't no free lunch

I'm pretty sure it wasn't Joe Paterno...whose Nittany Lions won 35 - 17 today.

[sultan88]

"I'm tryin' to recall who exactly coined the quip, there ain't no free lunch..."

Yogi, Casey, Plato?

"Nittany Lions won 35 - 17 today"

And what a thriller it was! Too bad someone was out of town and missed it.

[Landru]

"And what a thriller it was! Too bad someone was out of town and missed it."

35 to 17 a *thriller*?
Congradulations; but, p-u.

Now the Steeler's tie?
*That* was a *Thriller*!

...yea, a Michael Jackson kinda thrilla. :o)

[sultan88]

So Mister Judge, please certify the current results vis-a-vis two wagers between Mudboy Slim and the Sultan.

Meanwhile, I am working up my evaluation of the Landru-Slim-McAuliffe wager.