Posted on 10/16/2002 8:50:03 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")
It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!
It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...
It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.
Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
FReegards...MUD
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
We set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why WE FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each FReepin' night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...I know where Terry McAuliffe lives...we must FReep him repeatedly this Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De-Legitimization of the DemonRAT Party!!
Twenty-Nine Hours to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Hour!!
So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
1 posted on 02/10/2002 2:06 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
"Left's HICKS"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Four Sticks")
Oh~ooh FReepers, it's votin' time...
Oh~ooh RightWing, RATS gonna FRY!!
Got-ta try to find a way,
Got-ta Fight...Put Slick Away!!
'Cuz you know Slick's gonna git his due in Prison...yeah!!
Oh~ooh Sheeple, the RATS're REDS!!
Ahhh Nation, Feed Yer Head!!
There's some Pat'riots FReepin'...come along!!
AAIGHHH...We don't think Left can hold out long!!!
An' when yer child cries, "Slick ain't Right!!"
Oh Lib'ral, Lib'ral...Where's yer spines?! Reject Slick's LIES!!
Libral, baby, Lib'ral...how do ya feel?!!
If Bill Clinton must die, Lib'ral, how would you feel?!!
Craze baby, mm-the rainbow's end.
Hmmm baby, it's just a den for those who hide,
Who hide their loves to depths of lies
An' ruin dreams that we all knew so babe.
An' when the owls cry in the night.
And baby when the pines begin to cry.
Oh baby, baby how do ya feel?
If the rivers run dry baby, how will you feel?
Ahh~ah ahh~ah~ahh~ah~ay.
Ahhh-ahhh-ahhh__.
Babe how do you feel-ah.
Ooh~ooh yeah brave I endure
Ooh yeah strong shields and lo__re.
They can't hold the wrath of those who walk
An' the boots of those who march
Baby through the roads of time so long ago.
Ooh~ooh~oooh-yeah.
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh-ooh~ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ahhh__.
Ahhh__.
Ahhh__.
Ahhh__.
Ooh~ooh. Hooh~ooh.
Hooh~ooh. Hooh~ooh.
Hahhh__.
Hooh hooh hooh hah hahhh.
Work in progress...Mudboy Slim
BTW...did you know that SlicK's thugs have made two (2) official visits to the MudCave and been treated to Sncikerdoodles and unsweetened Iced Tea on both occasions...but now the good guys control the Secret Service and no visits have been forthcoming?! Interesting, IMHO.
LOL...MUD
Left may think we're foolish...
Fer the righteous things we do.
Slick, you wonder why we taunt you...
Why you insult our values like you do.
Slick Willie, you are a SCUMBAG...
There ain't no secret 'bout that!!
So, come on over here and LISTEN...
Willie, I'll spill the facts!
Slick Willie, it ain't yer Country...
Indictment'll be proof of that!!
We loathe you fer yer Waco Attack...
Nukes to Chinese...
Rapin' Broaddrick...
Uzi'in' down the FRee...
Skankin' on young girls...
Bullyin' the Right...
Spendin' all our tax-money on yer overseas flights!!
Willie, I just wonder...
Why Lib'rals still cut you slack...
With yer knife in their backs...
Slick's DemonRATS!!!!
Bill Clinton desecrates his Bible...
Bombs Nations justa show he's strong!!
There's always another temptress...
Prez'dent really oughtta know doin' interns is WRONG!!
Chi-Coms bought you, Bill, with Silver...
Slick, you sold our NUKES fer Gold!!
Tyrants BRIBE Ol' Slick with treasures...
National Security's been SOLD!!
Lewinsky tempted Clinton with her strap thong...
Slick said, "Lemme snort a li'l crack!!"
Just another of Slick's DemonRATS!!
Indict the CREEP...
Next, WE SHALL CONVICT!!
In jail, Slick'll sleep!!
Prison's Slick's New World...
Prison's only right...
Savin' all his lovin' fer a cellmate named Dwight!! (BWAHAHAHA!!!)
Willie, I just wonder if you'll sleep well in yer rack...
Or will YOU simply crack?!
Now some folks say we're too BOLD...
We should "show more class."
Some folks say we're too cold...
Well, DemRATS can kiss my a$$!!
This Country is bigger than Bill Clinton...
It's bigger than the Med'yuh, too!!
Clinton, there's only one thing...
That I must say to you...
"Slick Willie...Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!"
FReepers, we must go on the attack...
And kick the butts of all Slick's DemonRATS!!
Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...Slick's DemonRATS...
(Fade to finish...)
FReepers ROCK...MUD
While yer at it, we're voting against the TaxHikes in NOVA and Tidewater and against the EducationPORK Referendum and Please Vote FOR the Parks' Bond Referendum so that it's easier fer me and the MUDfamily to get us a cabin in thw woods!!
FReegards...MUD
That would be a HOOt...MUD
Kids bin slaughtered and Clinton's bloody...
The blame it is all Slick's own...
That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren...
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!!
Folks, we shan't bow to him...Righteous shall detach Slick's crown...
Shouldda RESIGNED long ago...
What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?!
Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!!
La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...
Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must force Slick out!!!
History shall record it so!!
What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?!
How could Gore run when he know'd?!
Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'...
Why DID we raze Kosovo?!!
War Criminals demand Justice!!
[Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo...
Kids dead in Kosovo...
Four dead in Ohio?!
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!!
Why weren't the Sheeple told?!
IGNORE LEFT'S MEDYUH WHORE'D!!!
Mudboy Slim
"Fight the Fight Fer FReedom"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Find the Cost of FReedom")
Fight the fight fer FReedom...help force Clinton down...
Righteous Lord shall guide us through...ConDamNATION NOW!!!
RIGHT must fight fer FReedom...tear Left's stonewall down...
Countrymen, we call on you...DEMAND JUSTICE NOW!!!!
FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 09/18/2000 13:47:07 PDT by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE...NOW!!!)
Heh heh heh....
I figgered I wuz...MUD
Ooooh, baby...now I'm thinkin' 'bout FReepin' some Doors...LOL!!
"I think you should be in the political song writing business..."
I figgered I wuz...MUD
Heh heh heh...let's not go there...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
Steelers maintain a one game lead over Deadskins.
-Certified-
...that is all.
Let's see a little insight into the playoff races in both the NFC and AFC, my Friends...MUD
His Mama told Bill...when he was young...
"Slick, sit beside me...my eldest son.
My life's been wasted...on Boyz who Play...
So, please don't do this...you will thank me...Good Guys don't stray!!
Ah, yes...
Stop spendin' time...with that Hill'ry lass!
Her legs are stumps...and her ass is fat.
Bill, find a woman...oh, yeah...you truly love...
This Rodham chick, son...is Ol' Chi-ca-go Scum!!
Slick, life is simple...have a plan...
Oh, be someone...folks trust, then you're a Man.
Willie, be a simple, kindly man.
Oh, won't you do this...for me, Slick...if you can!
Forsake your lust...for the ChinaMan's gold...
Don't lust for Power...it corrupts your soul!
Slick, you can do this...oh baby...if you try...
All that I want for you, my son...is to say, 'I never lied!'
Slick, be a symbol...make your stand!
Bill, serve your Country...if you're called to Viet Nam!
Willie, life is simple...for a Man...
You've been blessed, Slick...so give up...those one-night stands!!"
Slick said, "I WILL!!"
(The BigMan, Disco, and Mordecai Brown lettin' loose like nobody's bidness...)
You know the story...Slick loved hisself!
Bill's Lust For Power...eclipsed all else!
Committed TREASON...bombed babies...and HE LIED!
Killed folks in Kosovo, Good Lord, just to cover up his crimes!!!!
Now Slick's a symbol...I can't stand...
Gotta do something...perhaps, I'll start a band!!
Willie, he's a symbol...Brave New World Man!!
Good Folks, don't let this...Chi-Com Whore's...TREASON stand!
Willie, you're a simple, real awful man...
You are "Guilty!!"...Time to Pay The Band!!!
Mudboy Slim
Hot off the presses...
Folks, you might as well comment, 'cuz I'm bumpin' this one myself if you don't!!
EaglesUp--MUD
1 Posted on 07/02/1999 06:05:21 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@frickin.lout)
Heh heh heh...MUD
You wanna see whaaaaaat?!!?
"Insight"?
BWWWAAAAHAAAAAA!!
OK; try this on for size.
How's this for *insight*; every team from every division will go the "playoffs"; save, the very last team of each respective division.
Titillating stuff to be sure, Mud.
The "Big Picture" script from the NFL will read as follows:
The NFL is to fleece the last remaining coins from the pockets of suckers coast to coast -- the ones who've not yet found a life -- prior to handing the dopes off to the NBA.
Unbeknownst to the innocent, gullible "Sport-Dolt?
Peril will abound & surround 'em along every step of the charade.
In fact?
There's even a CDC advisory bullitin on this!!
It reads as follows:
"The nation's population should 'brace' for expected spikes in the periodic & obligatory outbreaks of boredom from among this year's catch of NFL fans to be a bigger *problem* than usual, this season."
According to the CDC, "Exactly which viewing market(s) these anticipated outbreaks will be most pronounced, isn't exactly clear as of this bullitin's publication."
The CDC advisory goes on to say: "The 'real dangers are expected to be two-fold.
The first danger is anticipated to manifest in increased gorging of garbage foods resulting in noxious amounts of flatulence; which, when trapped in rooms without proper ventilation present unseen peril.
Although the effects of this increase in flatulance will not present the lethal ramifications of carbon monoxide (CO) poisoning? Children, spousal units, the old, infirm and those in a weakened state due to illness who're in close proximity will nonetheless risk, &, be subject to varying degrees of brain damage.
The primary danger, however, will lie in the anticipated increases in the sheer numbers of people who will succumb to repeated waves of overwhelming Narcoleptic slumbers. These victims will be easily identified as they will invariably nod out into a very deep sleep, & be found nose-down, drowned in mugs of beer."
Beware, then.
Forewarned *is* forearmed.
...stay alert, stay alive! :o)
Stay slim...MUD
I mean get paid in the political song writing business...You are a genius!
LOL...Now there's a novel concept.
Thanks and FReegards...MUD
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