Posted on 10/15/2002 5:36:25 AM PDT by Billie
Phooey on Louie Wooie!
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Huh???
He's gotta be talkin' to you, fuzzy. LOL
Thank you, my FRiend, you walked right into that one...LOL!!
"(Who the Heck Is...) Matt Drudge?!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Crunge")
I wanna tell you 'bout an ol' FRiend...
I ain't disclosin' no names, but...
He sure was a Good FRiend, and...
I ain't gonna tell you where he comes from, but...
When I tell you, you shan't Drudge again....oh!!
Hey!! I ain't gonna tell you nothin' but...
I do, well, but I know, yeah!!
Now let me tell you 'bout MUD's World!!
I opened up Matt's Cyber-Rag and what did I see?
Ahh...ahhh...saw FR, ah...
Ah, linked there with thee!!
Ooh, then Trixie walked, she squawked!!
Let me tell you...
Bull$#!+ walks, Drudge walks!!!
And when Truth looks Drudge in the eye...
Matt's no Hero, Lord, that RINOs got NO SPINE!!
Oh, tell me, Matthew, what you want me to do...
Do ya want MUD to love ya?!!
Love yer GoldbergScam?! Ooooohh!!
They ain't gonna call MUD "Mr. IGNORANT", No!!
AHHH!! I don't need no DrudgeLink from yer SlackA$$, no...
No...ah-ahh...no no...ah-ahh...
**I ain't gonna tell you nothin', I ain't gonna tell you no more,
No she is my baby, let me tell you that I love her so
And, and she's the woman I really wanna love and let me tell you more
Oo, she's my baby, let me tell you she lives next door!!
She's the one a woman, the one a woman that I know
I ain't goin', I ain't goin', I ain't gonna tell.
I ain't goin' tell you one thing that you really ought a know
But - she's my lover baby, and I love her so.
And - she's the one that really makes me whirl and twirl
And - she's the kind of lover that makes me fill the whole world
And - she's the one who really makes me jump and shout
Oh - she's the kind of girl that I know what it's all about Take it home,
Take it, take it, take it**
Ah, excuse me,
Ah, will y'all excuse me?
I'm just try'n a find Matt Drudge...
Has anybody seen Matt Drudge?!!
(spoken) Please, have you seen Matt Drudge?
I've never heard of Matt Drudge...
Who's that confounded Drudge?
**Work in progress**...MUD
BTW...Many years ago, back when I was but a fledgling FReeper still finding my way in this cold, cruel World, I chanced upon Matt Drudge's website thanks to the urgings of Rush Limbaugh, my Mentor and Confidante. For many moons, I clicked into Matt's webpage and feasted upon the Truth that I had been denied for, lo, these many years. I used to check out all the links, too...simply devoured the offerings from William F. Buckley, Jr. and Thomas Sowell and Cal Thomas and other brilliant LibertyLovin' Illuminatis!! Then, when I had found the article I wished to discuss with my FRiends, I would copy/paste the text and use Matt Drudge's link to my favorite place, FreeRepublic.com!! What a wonderful life I led back then.
But Utopia is a sullen, chaste, unforgiving, and somewhat-frigid mistress, and eventually, Mr. Drudge--in his Infinite Wisdom, no doubt--chose to inexplicably DE-Link FreeRepublic.com from his website!! I was crushed. Was it something I had said?! Was it something some TROLL Lefty had said in order to Divide and Conquer the Conservative Movement?! I lay emotionless and prone for what seemed like months, but was only a coupla hours!!
Then, I rallied...I didn't need Matt Drudge...I didn't need Trixie...all I needed was the Truth and, apparently, Matt Drudge no longer cared about the Truth since he had become one of The Effete Elite High and Mighty!! "Tell him to stick that fedora where the Sun don't shine," I hollered defiantly!!
Whatever...MUD
BTW...Clarity, who the Heck's Matt Drudge anyway?!!
1 posted on 1/8/02 11:29 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
MUD
I see what you mean. LOL
But....*dansy* has learned to like hers. : )
Or was it that Billie 'whined' her into liking it. : )
Then, I rallied...I didn't need Matt Drudge...I didn't need Trixie...all I needed was the Truth and, apparently, Matt Drudge no longer cared about the Truth since he had become one of The Effete Elite High and Mighty!!
"Tell him to stick that fedora where the Sun don't shine," I hollered defiantly!!
Dittos, Bro!!
LOL! Okay, I give up. What don't I know?
'Looie Wooie' is something we wimmin would love to croon to you, rolling right out sooooo smoothly and sweetly..:)))
Kinda like Honey Bunny.
YIPPEEEEE !!!
Let's Roll !!
The RATS are in disarray...eradicate the rodents !!
Fire Democrats, Hire Republicans !!
GWB Is The Man !!
Snuff Saddam, NOW !!
Death To all Tyrant's !!
The Second Amendment...
America's Original Homeland Security !!
Freedom Is Worth Fighting For !!
Molon Labe !!
GWB to Saddam: "Ya feelin' lucky? Well, do ya!?
Sic Semper Tyrannis!
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