Man inserts firecracker in his penis to protest war

Talk radio | October 10, 2002 | RJayneJ

[RJayneJ]

My husband heard on Bill Cunningham talk radio in Cincinnati that a war protestor inserted a firecracker in his penis and threatened to light it.

Has anyone heard of this bazaar incident? I have to find this unusual story for my Bulldog Bulletin.

[Zebra]

I say he's bluffing!

[Petronski]

For God's sake, post no pics!

[barker]

If this is true, someone go ahead and light it.

[Steve Van Doorn]

I say light it!

[barker]

Free State, this is your kind of thread.

[tall_tex]

Bump for tomorrow, I just have to read the comments on this one. Thanks for the post. Tom

[ikka]

He promised to make himself incapable of having kids?

I'll take the bet, or rush him, or whatever. Just tell me what his conditions are ... I'll meet 'em.

[DoughtyOne]

Well, at least one peace protester is willing to use his head in his efforts. From my perspective though, I wish he'd use the right one.

[1rudeboy]

Was he series?

[Chi-townChief]

That would be one hell of a BJ!

[diode]

Not exactly a compelling answer for a homicidal bomber, but hey, at least he'll be unable to procreate.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

This is the only thing i could find near this;

This guy's penile implant could have backfired, literally

ONE COULD say that this guy really got nailed. Or that he wanted to go off with a bang. (In fact, a colleague did say those things.)

But we won't.

We'll only pass along the news that a Trenton man recently inserted a nail and a firecracker into his penis (his urethra, to be specific) and then walked across a bridge to the Morrisville, Pa., police station for help.

Morrisville police said they didn't know why he did either thing.

The name of the self-mutilator has been withheld to prevent confusion with guys of the same or similar names who do NOT put objects into their penises.

The Trenton man was taken to a hospital for "help"...if you get our drift.

http://www.philly.com/mld/dailynews/news/local/4251107.htm

[Fraulein]

Darwin Award?

[Consort]

This guy was using his head.

[habs4ever]

It could give him the girth he's always wanted ;-)

[bluesagewoman]

Do you have a package of left over Black Cats from the 4th? I'll send you a few peaceniks! Is it a deal?

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Sort of reminds me of a poem about a girl named Alice.

[Grampa Dave]

This joke kinda goes along this:

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!"

The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is Good.

[DoughtyOne]

Thought I was bad. Talk about losing your head over an issue. Is this what the women mean by thinking with the little head? For once I agree with them.