Man inserts firecracker in his penis to protest war

Talk radio | October 10, 2002 | RJayneJ

[RJayneJ]

My husband heard on Bill Cunningham talk radio in Cincinnati that a war protestor inserted a firecracker in his penis and threatened to light it.

Has anyone heard of this bazaar incident? I have to find this unusual story for my Bulldog Bulletin.

[barker]

He was heard saying, "Here Jim Bob, hold muh beer and watch close cause I'm only going to do this one time."

[anymouse]

Didn't know they made fireworks that small. :)

Is he hanging around gay bars singing "come on baby, light my fire?"

[stumpy]

He is welcome to yse my zippo.

[Maurice Tift]

Has anyone heard of this bazaar incident?

Some people will do anything in a bazaar.

[b4its2late]

Let him blow it off.

It would be a memorable one for him..... Plus, it would eliminate this nut from the gene pool, which would be a good thing......

[Free State Four]

All right. I had taken a pledge not to flag you guys to any more penis, fart or highjacked toilet paper threads anymore.

Flagging me to this is like taking a drunk to a bar. While you are at it, why don't you just mix me a martini, smack me, feed me a line of coke, light me a cigarette, give me some hard core porn, and leave a Folger's coffee can of 'ludes by my chair?

But back to the "armed emblem of manhood" that is the subject of this thread. I personally don't give a hoot until he starts shouting, "molon labe"!! Then I'm gonna run for the hills. :o) fsf

[TroutStalker]

You're welcome. (You sure can come up with powerful images!)

[dagoofyfoot]

Polish suicide bomber?

[RJayneJ]

What's a squib?

a : a small firecracker
b : a broken firecracker in which the powder burns with a fizz

[far sider]

Nah! Can't be true. Fireworks are illegal in Ohio.

[Grampa Dave]

This joke is a true, I will hold my beer and really be stupid while holding it:



After having their 11th child, a very thick couple decided that that was enough and they could not afford a larger house. So, the husband went to his doctor, and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a fire cracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." So, the couple drove to get a second opinion. The second doctor was just about to tell them about the medical procedure for a vasectomy when he realized how truly backwards these people were. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a firecracker , light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a firecracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.


106 posted on 10/10/02 7:20 PM Pacific by md2576

[Corporate Law]

If he doesn't light it, for the sake of the gene pool, someone else please do.

[Corporate Law]

Please tell that to the Toon.

[Texas Mom]

LOL! I want to see that.. Call the media..

[FormerLib]

Not only should any Freeper within range encourage the man to carry forward with his protest (if not actually lighting the fuse), but we should encourage all of his friends to emulate his example!!!!

[JOE6PAK]

Howard Stern....CALL YOUR OFFICE!

[Destro]

Having hetero sex is always fun, anywhere!

[Destro]

What, you monitor my posts?