Why I Don't Want to Go to Heaven (it just keeps getting stranger the more you read)

Daily Trust (Abuja, Nigeria) ^ | September 23, 2002 | Abdullahi Keni St. George

[dighton]

Stream-of-consciousness bump.

[NC Conservative]

The title is Why I don't want to go to Heaven

Don't worry, you probably won't. Be carful of what you wish for.

[DWSUWF]

"...I still love America, warts and all..."

After THAT loony rant?

My guess is that this is just the Night Train talking.

[JennysCool]

I love the Israeli Left and my Hero, the late Ishaq Rabin.

Uhh, that'd be this guy?

[SunStar]

Please stay in Nigeria. We don't need any more deranged liberals.

[Frumious Bandersnatch]

What is this guy on?

[SunnyUsa]

Wow, this is clearly a case of Kool-Aid overdose!

Abdullahi Keni St. George = AL Gore's pen name?

[MEGoody]

"To my brother in Islam and mankind, Osama, I am not a judge so I am not really competent to judge you."

And yet he feels competent enough to judge America. I see. Death to the Islamic dogs.

[SunnyUsa]

This is scarey scarey stuff:

"I must admit my bias in favour of the Democrats in America. Distinguished Senator, Hilary Rodham Clinton. Yes I love this woman. I really do. A charismatic, lovable iron lady with the beautiful aura of caring liberalism. We need this intelligent woman to ease the tension worldwide by giving independence to Palestine....."

[HighWheeler]

"The Mai Lai Massacre, by American troops, during America's war in Vietnam in the 70's will never be forgotten by the world."

Well, this idiot has already forgotten that My Lai didn't happen in the '70s, and now has created a huge credibility gap for himself. In under 15 seconds, I found this on the 'net:

"My Lai Massacre
On March 16, 1968 the angry and frustrated men of Charlie Company, 11th Brigade, Americal Division entered the village of My Lai."

[null and void]

Pretty much says it all doesn't it???

[mhking]

[RippleFire]

Does he ever get to the part where he wants help transferring $20 million out of the country?

[lsee]

Dis guy be smokin' crack...

[mondonico]

Amazing that My Lai is so prominent on a continent where the natives routinely slaughter each other by the thousands for no discernable reason.

[Gothmog]

Such obvious, nonsensical contradictions:

"I predict that the land of JFK will produce in the next USA presidential elections, two important human beings of which either of them has the capability to rescue the American people from destruction, save the world, give independence to Palestine and remove the ideological hatred towards the Socialist Nation of Cuba.

"1. Colin Powell

"A natural, charismatic giant, intellectually and physically. ... He will lift the hate blockade of Cuba,..."

He certainly holds JFK in high esteem, yet doesn't he remember the Cuban missile crisis? Didn't the "hate blockade" start with JFK. JFK certainly never lifted it.

I think I'm going to email this to Hillary's office(s) and see what they think of their fellow traveler.

[mondonico]

This guy definitely shouldn't get a visa.

[LADY J]

This guy is a great endorsement for the RAT party!!!

[Dog Gone]

So to my brother, Osama, please cool it now in the name of the loving Allah

Like, wow.