Why I Don't Want to Go to Heaven (it just keeps getting stranger the more you read)

Daily Trust (Abuja, Nigeria) ^ | September 23, 2002 | Abdullahi Keni St. George

[Dianna]

If I ask very nicely will someone let me in on the "5" thing?

Please? Pretty, pretty please?

[RightWhale]

yeah, what IS that?

[NeoCaveman]

[Billthedrill]

America will, unquestionably, be a coward if she describes Iraq, Iran and North Korea as axis of evil and then attacks Iraq alone.

Well..........OK.

[headsonpikes]

It seems to be sort of a 'all your fives are belong to us' sort of thang.

A giggling schoolgirls' solidarity exercise, apparently.

[agrace]

LOL!

[dead]

Is he a Harvard grad?

[Publius6961]

BUMP

[dead]

Amazing that My Lai is so prominent on a continent where the natives routinely slaughter each other by the thousands for no discernable reason.

It’s OK - they’re all the same color.

It’s only interracial slaughters that merit outrage.

[SunnyUsa]

"I predict that the land of JFK will produce in the next USA presidential elections, two important human beings of which either of them has the capability to rescue the American people from destruction, save the world, give independence to Palestine and remove the ideological hatred towards the Socialist Nation of Cuba."

This line too is one of my "favorites", it's so random...

Anyone want to buy this guy a clue about what JFK really thought about communist CUBA?

[AnnaZ]

Does he ever get to the part where he wants help transferring $20 million out of the country?

Hey!.. I got a couple of those emails, too. Was there a thread here about them? (And what the heck were they all about?)

[Senator Pardek]

My good man, you've outdone yourself! Where did you find this?

This is a frickin' classic!

...Vietnam, Music groups, Beatles, Grateful Dead, Beach Boys, Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones, Ozo, Santana, Fela, Victor Olaiya, Broadway band of Ghana, Black Uhuru, Miriam Makeba, Rex Lawson, Bob Marley, etc and Revolution makers Che Guevera, Fidel Castro, Andy Warhol, Martin Luther, Kennedy, Kwame Nkrumah, Mao, Uncle Ho Chin Ming, Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe, Sir Tafawa Balewa, Sir Ahmadu Bello, Chief Obafemi Awolowo, Patrice Lumumba, Golda Meir, Nasir, De Gaul etc, in America, Great Britain...

He left out Wavy Gravy, Pet rocks and Tiny Tim! I'm dying here!

[HighWheeler]

great point.

[dead]

This guy rocks, don't he? He's the best scattershot psycho writer I've seen in a while.

He's like Justin Raimondo on acid.

I found him at AllAfrica.com.

[rogue yam]

Yeah, I wasn't really sure about this guy. Where he was comin' from and all. But he really brought it all home at the end there with that last bit about the Grateful Dead, etc. That's when I knew. They weren't lyin' about that brown acid. Bad stuff, dude.