Black X: "Bubba!!" (Indict DNC Chairman McAuliffe...NOW!!!)

Operation Noble Eagle ^ | 11 September 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")

Whew...

Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!

Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!

Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!

(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)

Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!

Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!

Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The inept Simon campaign was not interested."

We shan't involve the inept Simon campaign, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Great! Landru's back on Black."

Dittoes...MUD

[Landru]

Joy?
Meet, "Mudboy Slim."
He's a scoundrel, alright; you know how those boyz from the CSA capitol city are.
Just watch everything that ain't nailed down whenever he's around; including, things on your person.
Wear dresses below the knees & *never* patent leather shoes, in any event.

Otherwise, he's quite harmless.

Mudboy, meet "Joy Angela."
You be nice to this one, Slim; she's a Lady. Y'hear?
Joy's another of the board's Spanish beauties whose name, I believe, is derived from, "Angel."

...well even if it isn't, I said it is, so just behave.

[poet]

"My FRiend, please post something inspirational...MUD"

I hope this fits the bill, Mud:

These Four Things

When you accept Christ,
you are born anew,
all past sins and strife are
are lifted from you

You become a child of Christ
with a new life to enjoy,
you cannot be caught
by evil’s ploy

A new hope is yours
a new home awaits,
opening new doors
to Heaven’s gate

He invites all to enter,
rejecting none who do so,
you become the center
with a new way to go,

Your Soul and Spirit sings
with these four things,
never again to know sorrow,
rejoicing in every tomorrow

Copyright © 1999 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved
March 29, 1999

[poet]

Too many "are"s in stanza one. Stanza should read:

all past sins and strife
are lifted from you

The "senior moments" are coming closer and closer together 8>)

[Joy Angela]

Spanish beauty? That would be a surprise to my mother, who was born in Italy! If you mix in Danish and English...does that come out Spanish? :)

All American! That's me! Gosh you're being sweet!

[Landru]

Did I say Spanish??
Wellllll...a most unfortunate oversight, on my behalf.
Naturally, I meant Italian.

Sweet, huh?
Just always remember Angel, "familiarity breeds contempt."
Right??
Get a good grasp on that ol' country saying, & life's nothing but smooth sailin'.
Plus, you still haven't met Mudboy yet, either.
So there's still time to get POed at me. :o)

sultan??
Meet Joy Angela.
Joy's an Italian beauty whose name in Italian means, "Angel." {g}
She's a Lady, sultan; so, you know the drill.

...but please; help me keep an eye on Mudboy when he's around the Lady, OK?

[goldilucky]

I didn't mean to insult you in any manner. I just get to the crux of the problem.

[goldilucky]

That's funny that sultan88 mentioned that. I like to sew. Been doing it since I was nine. I just forgot basic pattern tracing of clothes but sometime in my life I'd like to get back into sewing as I want to make my own clothes. I can't find anything worth wearing these days as I am petite. I never shop in department stores as everything I see these days is overpriced designer clothes that look cheap. The long skirts I see look tawdry. They remind me of something I'd use to make curtains with.

[goldilucky]

Very nice to meet you, too. Please refer to my post #449.

[goldilucky]

Thanks for the kind introduction, Mudboy!

A pleasure to meet you all this fine evening. And....I've met summer. : )

[Snow Bunny]

Thank you Mud! Good one !

[Mudboy Slim]

"I didn't mean to insult you in any manner."

I know ya didn't, my FRiend...I apologize fer soundin' so cranky...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"sultan?? Meet Joy Angela. Joy's an Italian beauty whose name in Italian means, "Angel." {g} She's a Lady, sultan; so, you know the drill."

So nice to meet ya, Miss Joy! Looking forward to some great conversations. The "Black" threads hosted by that gadabout, Mudboy Slim, and frequesnted by that fine gentleman, Landru, is a nice gathering place!

The Sultan

[sultan88]

Where are my manners? Meant to address #454 to you, Miss Angel.

[Landru]

"Where are my manners?"

I don't know!!
Maybe like Mudboy's "lost poundage" they'll find you? :o)

"Meant to address #454 to you, Miss Angel."

He really did, Doll.

...sultan's not *like* that, a'tall. :^)

[Mudboy Slim]

"...at a whopping 5'9" you're still considered overweight at 165#"

LOL...if you ever had the 'nads enuff to join us fer a FReep, you'd know full well that I was 7'0" tall, shoot lasers from my eyes, and blow lightnin' bolts outta me arse!!

What'cha scair't of, Ol' Man?!...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I can get back to my main task of judging the Terry McAuliffe wager!!"

From what I can gather, I'm whuppin' Landru's big ol' lardbutt in that one!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I think it could do a great amount of good being heard on talk radio and buying enough copies to make it get played on FM radio."

Between now and 5 November, I believe AM's the best we can hope for, but that would be a hoot as well, and I think we've got a connection or two out there on the Left Coast, don't we?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...push yourself away from the table."

Slim's gettin' slimmer...MUD