Posted on 09/11/2002 6:12:16 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")
Whew...
Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!
(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)
Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!
Mudboy Slim
After the Nittany Lions whup the Cavaliers you will be taking me to Sam Millers for She Crab Soup and a steak. So around Nov 12th??
STOP IT!
You're scaring me.
The mere thought of your fat ass squashing me gives me a *horrible* case of the runs.
...which assumes you can move that blubber fast enough to catch me.
Allegedly, "Victoria Delsoul" and "ClassyGreenEyedBlonde" are fabrications of the same, sick, depraved mind...Landru!!
Sorry to haveta break it to ya this way, my FRiend...MUD
See, Ol' Man, that's where I can tell ya ain't been payin' attention!! Today's the friggin' beginnin' of the Second Annual SlimFastFerJustice!!
Heck, dude, I've already lost five pounds since midnite and I'm starin 185 in the face fer 3 weeks from now...5 November 2002!!
Talk some smack then, why don'tcha, ya ol' fart...MUD
You deserved to be scared, you yellow-bellied war-protester!! Dammit, Ol' Man, I never said this was gonna be easy!!
We're the good guys...MUD
Admit it, my FRiend, and I shall admit that I hope never to engage TheLargeTriceppedOne in battle as well...MUD
HA!
Now I know you've cracked.
(~and you've sure got a lot of nerve bringing my name into this too, btw.)
Besides; it appears you have to be told it's not a, "sick, depraved mind" responsible for conjuring the likes sweet Victoria -- if in fact she's somebody's concept of a cyber-manikin? -- pal.
No.
That *package* would be the the work of the quintessential, "Dreamer."
Plying their skills doing what dreamers do best, dream.
I'm an ex-engineer & you know it.
Even my extensive talents -- combined -- are not capable of creating such a creature.
...& you're not much more than a troublemaker, eh?
Reckon I can, Ol' Man...MUD
"HA! Now I know you've cracked. (~and you've sure got a lot of nerve bringing my name into this too, btw.)
LOL...I shall hereby admit that Landru never--EVER--made said reference...and I still think Ms. Delsoul is a very attractive young lady!!
"Besides; it appears you have to be told it's not a, "sick, depraved mind" responsible for conjuring the likes sweet Victoria -- if in fact she's somebody's concept of a cyber-manikin? -- pal."
Well, I think I properly covered that previously, but I seriously do NOT recall calling Senorita Delsoul a "Cyber-Manikin"!!
"No. That *package* would be the the work of the quintessential, "Dreamer. "Plying their skills doing what dreamers do best, dream."
Cynicism, my FRiend, has never won a Revolution...and it shan't win this one!!
"I'm an ex-engineer & you know it. Even my extensive talents -- combined -- are not capable of creating such a creature. ...& you're not much more than a troublemaker, eh?"
Rumor has it I am no longer a potential "troublemaker," my FRiends...MUD
BWAHAAA!!
*Slim Fast*??
That crap's for girls, son. (~if only you could see me you'd notice I was sending ya curtsy as I said that.)
Gyms are where men make it happen; not, outa some can of junk.
Have something against work, don'tcha?
You sure didn't [seem to] have anything against eating & drinking to excess, huh.
"Heck, dude, I've already lost five pounds since midnite and I'm starin 185 in the face fer 3 weeks from now...5 November 2002!!"
*Dude* myass.
Now aside from water weighing 8 pounds per gallon?
I'd say it's more likely you "lost" those 5 pounds walking out the garbage & back to the house last night, at the direction of your beautiful wife.
But not to worry!
I *foreseeeeee* those "lost" pounds finding their way back to you, once again. ("It's a Miracle.")
When they do, maybe they'll bring their *friends*, eh?
I mean, the *holidays* are right around the corner now, aren't they.
Plus, let us not forget that at a whopping 5'9" you're still considered overweight at 165#, too.
We 6+ footers can't scam the numbers like you li'l fellers can & do.
(~so how's that for cynical with a *twist* of sarcasm thrown in for good measure?)
...just cuz' I *like* you.
Actually, my BEE-YOU-TEE-full wife was involved in the weight loss, but just not the way you have inferred, my envious FRiend...MUD
That's not a "yellow belly."
It's a Yellow Belt.
A first degree Songahm Taekwondo Yellow Belt as of last night, as a matter of fact.
Let's see you equal that when you're my age, son.
Which you could, granted.
...if you ever decided to push yourself away from the table.
Now don't be talikin' him out of my free lunch at Sam Miller's (A fine Richmond eatery) when my Nittany Lions beat his Cavaliers on the 9th of November!
That's a real shame, if I might add my opinion - great song! I wonder what is wrong with Simon and/or his advisors. This election should have been a "slam-dunk" for the good guys.
Oh, well!!
Please; don't *strain* yourself, Mr. Judge.
In fact, lemme help, OK?
I'm winning, he's losing, & that's that.
I know-I know..I shouldn't be so verbose.
BTW: did ya hear Rush today??
Yea...Terry the Ferry's *joshing* with some bootlicking sycophant about "guarenteeing" Jeb Bush will be beaten in FL's gubinatorial election OR he'll be giving his *Daddy* all kinds of freebies fund-wise?
Uh-Huh...Terry the Ferry's *Daddy* is the finance manager for Jeb's opponent.
Ain't that sweet?
"A family that wheels & deals together, steals together," or some such.
Rush remarked (~accurately I might add...) how deep the *incest* really is in the 'Rat party; at, all levels.
Boy I can see the indictments coming down the pike like crazy, I swear!!
...& the dollar bills flyin' away from me as they roll-in. :o)
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