[Mudboy Slim]

"Please introduce me to Victoria Delsoul!!"

Allegedly, "Victoria Delsoul" and "ClassyGreenEyedBlonde" are fabrications of the same, sick, depraved mind...Landru!!

Sorry to haveta break it to ya this way, my FRiend...MUD

[Landru]

"Allegedly, "Victoria Delsoul" and "ClassyGreenEyedBlonde" are fabrications of the same, sick, depraved mind...Landru!!"

HA!
Now I know you've cracked.
(~and you've sure got a lot of nerve bringing my name into this too, btw.)

Besides; it appears you have to be told it's not a, "sick, depraved mind" responsible for conjuring the likes sweet Victoria -- if in fact she's somebody's concept of a cyber-manikin? -- pal.

No.
That *package* would be the the work of the quintessential, "Dreamer."
Plying their skills doing what dreamers do best, dream.

I'm an ex-engineer & you know it.
Even my extensive talents -- combined -- are not capable of creating such a creature.

...& you're not much more than a troublemaker, eh?

[Landru]

Joy?
Meet, "Mudboy Slim."
He's a scoundrel, alright; you know how those boyz from the CSA capitol city are.
Just watch everything that ain't nailed down whenever he's around; including, things on your person.
Wear dresses below the knees & *never* patent leather shoes, in any event.

Otherwise, he's quite harmless.

Mudboy, meet "Joy Angela."
You be nice to this one, Slim; she's a Lady. Y'hear?
Joy's another of the board's Spanish beauties whose name, I believe, is derived from, "Angel."

...well even if it isn't, I said it is, so just behave.