A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day 08-29-02

Aquamarine and Billie

[COB1]

Chadsey, when you get up there, only hike your leg on the trees that are inhabited by tree huggers.
You should be able to find plenty.

I was eating at Chili's a little while ago, and this weirdo environazi walks by with a "T" shirt that says, "Earth First, the Other Planets Later!"
Now.....does that mean that we're going to see a push to clean up the environment on Mars?
These people have the I.Q. of a dying petunia.

[Aquamarine]

Great site Jeff! That should be required reading for everyones school age children...and the rest of us for that matter.

[COB1]

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR DAY, GRAMPA DAVE!!

People like you are what makes this place worth coming to!

[blackie]

"I'll get the rest of you someday yet!"

You couldn't handle "the rest of me"...heehee

[JulieRNR21]

Billie Billie Billie.....happy to be back!

I'll add a little sunshine to this 'fine' thread......

[Billie]

Hi, Fred, nice of Ethel to let you stop in to say hello today. :)

[JustAmy]

"These people have the I.Q. of a dying petunia."

Quit insulting the petunias. If it still has any life the petunia will have a higher I.Q.

[Billie]

Oh, gosh, that bottom photo is cute!

[Billie]

You have a great time and I'm just glad you got to stay on the thread as long today as you did!

[BlessedAmerican]

Thank you...Do you have a ping list? If so, may I join?

[blackie]

Hi Dave, I'm gonna barbecue a couple of thick, fillet mignon steaks medium rare, this evening. I'll make big salad containing: lettuce, tomatoes, bell pepper, celery, julienned baby carrots, mushrooms, green onions and avocado...
No baked potato; we're cutting back on the carbos...heehee

[JustAmy]

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.

She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ta Da

[JulieRNR21]

Someone has to speak up for us blondes.....LOL

[JustAmy]

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops, they hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags, the first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it, she says "meow" the cop confirms that it is just a cat.

The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it she says "woof". The cop says that it is just a dog.

The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it she say in her sweetest voice "POTATO."

[Pippin]

You're welcome!

See, Every once in awhile I do post serious stuff! LOL!!

[Jeff Head]

Thanks. That site was my first presence on the web in 1996 ... outside of my own cirlce of friends, relatives and acquaintences ... and it has evolved since.

Lot's of water under the bridge since then and have met a LOT of wonderful Americans who are fully aware of conditions, have their heads up, their eyes bright and who are anxiously engaged.

[JustAmy]

[Aquamarine]

Thank you for this beautiful card you made up for me Billie on post # 10. Sometimes when I'm busy posting music I forget my manners. :)

[JustAmy]

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings.

Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation...

(She is speaking in a cheery voice)
"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye." She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh" she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

[Aquamarine]

See post # 270.