[COB1]

Chadsey, when you get up there, only hike your leg on the trees that are inhabited by tree huggers.
You should be able to find plenty.

I was eating at Chili's a little while ago, and this weirdo environazi walks by with a "T" shirt that says, "Earth First, the Other Planets Later!"
Now.....does that mean that we're going to see a push to clean up the environment on Mars?
These people have the I.Q. of a dying petunia.

[COB1]

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR DAY, GRAMPA DAVE!!

People like you are what makes this place worth coming to!

[JustAmy]

"These people have the I.Q. of a dying petunia."

Quit insulting the petunias. If it still has any life the petunia will have a higher I.Q.