A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day Weekend 08-24,25-02

Billie and Mama_Bear

[JustAmy]

Does anyone see Billie or JustAmy? No? okay, Here goes .......

A Priest and a Rabbi are riding in a plane. After a while, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and asks "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The Rabbi responds "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."

The Priest then asks "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the Rabbi replies "Yes on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted pork." The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The Priest replied "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The Rabbi then asked him "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The Priest replied "Yes Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."

The Rabbi nodded understandingly for a moment and then said, "A lot better than pork isn't it?"

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JustFrank

[ST.LOUIE1]

er..........Churchy?

You just got back from 'Mass', right? LOL

[ST.LOUIE1]

er..........Churchy?

You just got back from 'Mass', right? LOL

[Aquamarine]

He's always printed stuff out to take to work, I think they all do it and share jokes with each other. It helps to pass those 24 hour shifts, when they're not out saving lives and property of course.
You have a nice evening also. :)

[Aquamarine]

That's funny!

[ladyinred]

To: COB1; ST.LOUIE1 NOW LOUIEEEEEE!! You bad boyyeee!! (giving limp wristed wave of hand) Yikes! Did I speak too soon about the marriage proposals?????

VBG!!!! If we see Cobby's announcement on the NY Times new society page, we will know!!

[JustAmy]

Three Italian nuns die and go to Heaven where St. Peter meets them at the pearly gates.

St. Peter says, "Ladies you have all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want."

First Nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren" and POOF, she's gone.

Second Nun says, "I want to be Madonna" and POOF, she's gone.

The Third Nun says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."

St. Peter looks perplexed, "Who?" "Sara Pipalini!" replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes 'The New York Times' newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing.

He hands it back to her and says, "No, Sister, this says SAHARA PIPELINE laid by 500 men in seven days."


(using Amy's log-in again ..... Didn't ping Louie and Amy; they are too young)

[ladyinred]

and I need to catch up with what's going on!

Uh OH! The noise you hear is everyone scurrying away pretending they haven't been here!

[LadyX]

"Thank you LadyX, we ladies have to stick together you know! That is a great picture of that COB! (I know what that stands for!) :)

Now that you mention it, I'll wager we each could come up with other versions of those letters..:)))
LOL

(Billie - keep the Net Nanny seal fired up and handy!)

[JustAmy]

JustFrank

[ladyinred]

I am not a nanny at all!
I just like the pictures so I decided to declare them okay to post!
Putting me in charge of making sure everyone behaves themselves on this thread would be like the Fox guarding the hen house!!!! :

[ST.LOUIE1]

That looks like COBY with horns. LOL

Not really, COB. Just the beard.

And a mighty fine beard it is. Yours, that is. : )

[COB1]

"Didn't you learn anything about them Californians when you were there?"

Well, Amy bought me a hamburger so she's one of the good guys in California.
Evidently there are some bad guys, too, that want to take me waaaaaay out in the boonies and make me buy my own dinner!!

[ladyinred]

I agree that Harris Ranch is good, but I hate how you drive by the cattle ranch first, see all of those cute cows out there, and THEN go in and order a steak!

MOO!

[lodwick]

Props to dh - whom I'm guessing is a fireman. Way to go guys - you're some of the real heroes! Thank you for what you do.

[Pippin]

Riiiight?

[ladyinred]

"Simple," the blonde answered. "I've been getting farther away from the paint can!"

So like, what's so funny about that? :)

[lodwick]

God - how old is Ms.Pipeline, and why is it still so funny? Thanks for a blast from the past.

[Pippin]

I would stick with Amy!

As least She buys you cheeseburgers! LOL!!

[ladyinred]

And if you've got any margaritas...... :)

Ah-hum....ah Billie....You might not want to get this bunch drunk you know?