St. Peter says, "Ladies you have all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want."
First Nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren" and POOF, she's gone.
Second Nun says, "I want to be Madonna" and POOF, she's gone.
The Third Nun says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed, "Who?" "Sara Pipalini!" replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes 'The New York Times' newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing.
He hands it back to her and says, "No, Sister, this says SAHARA PIPELINE laid by 500 men in seven days."
(using Amy's log-in again ..... Didn't ping Louie and Amy; they are too young)
