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"RATS're Dolts!!" (Please provide yer anecdotal evidence)
Vanity Parody | 19 August 2002 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 08/19/2002 8:12:41 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"RATS're Dolts!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")

Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!

The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...Beat DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!

Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!!
Cowards fear our roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bin Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick miss purposely? Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Folks...FReedom hearkens...
Bush...shall seek Justice!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!

Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)


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To: LibKill
"I know two gun owners (who each own more guns than I do) who are also yellow-dog dimocrats."

Yellow-dogs?! Yeeccchhh!! Why the heck do we allow Socialists like that the Right of Gun-Ownership?!

"I don't understand it."

Don't make a licka sense...MUD

21 posted on 09/05/2002 3:37:00 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: lowbridge
"I never received a reply. :-)"

Doesn't surprise me one iota...Libs are famous for spewing nonsense then refusing to address evidence to the contrary. Of course, they got away with it for years since they controlled all the Networks and most of the big newspapers, but now that we've got the Internet and TalkRadio, Lib'ralism/Socialism/Fascism don't hold up under scrutiny.

FReegards...MUD

22 posted on 09/05/2002 4:49:52 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: ST.LOUIE1
"...some Sheeple know the truth when they hear it."

More and more folks' eyes are opened every day...MUD

BTW...de nada, mi amigo.

23 posted on 09/05/2002 4:51:05 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: NorCoGOP
"...funding for education went up 70% during the Clintons White House occupation, yet school quality continued to free-fall."

Fer the Libs, throwin' taxpayer money--especially if it's Federal money--is solving the problem!! Educational vouchers and the decentralization of the Education Bureaucracy is the key to improving our Educational system and reclaiming a significant chunk of the Urban Vote, IMHO!!

FReegards...MUD

24 posted on 09/05/2002 4:57:28 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Sabertooth
"RATS're definitely Dolts... they sometimes even lose elections to the Stupid Party."

LOL...like '94...like '02...The STOOOOOOPID Party's Gonna Roll...MUD

25 posted on 09/05/2002 4:59:04 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Black Agnes; sultan88; Landru
"Only a democommie president would sell the chi-coms (for campaign contributions) the technology they need to nuke..." America!!!

You know what's most sickening about Clinton's Chi-Com Treason? By modernizing the Communist Tyrants Nuclear Weaponry by an estimated 20-25 years, Clinton and his Socialist Comrades decreased America's relative weaponry advantage, thereby significantly decreasing our ability to influence China towards a more representative governmental system, sooner rather than later, more rather than less. I mean, seriously, we couldda just deprived billions of subservient China men, women, and children of Liberty for another 8-12 years!!

But I reckon China will elect its national leadership by 2010...2014 at the latest.

"...his wife's best shot for being elected (ie, the SF/LA/NYC blue zones)"

The HildaBeast has less of a chance of being elected POTUS than you or I...MUD

26 posted on 09/05/2002 5:07:42 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
I was debating with a RAT about the situation with our failing public schools. The RAT's position was that it was "our" fault and we needed to throw more money at the public school system. My position was that throwing money at a problem generally doesn't help much, and that one concrete thing we could do to help the situation was throw out the troublemakers who disrupt the learning process of students who want to learn and the teaching process of teachers who want to teach, and do physical damage to the schools. Some of the "discussion" went like this:

RAT: We need to help the schools do better. They're failing...
ME: Okay, but why are they failing?
RAT: Well, for one thing, the buildings are falling apart. They're all torn up and broken down.
ME: Who did that?
RAT: Well, some of the students...
ME: Maybe we should kick them out, then?
RAT: (Pause, deer-in-the-headlights look, then...) You're a racist!

IOW, the usual outcome. The conservative wins the debate, and ends up being called a name (racist-sexist-homophobe-whatever).

27 posted on 09/05/2002 5:12:49 AM PDT by chimera
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To: chimera
"...the usual outcome. The conservative wins the debate, and ends up being called a name (racist-sexist-homophobe-whatever)."

EXACTLY!! You are wise beyond yer years, my FRiend...MUD

28 posted on 09/05/2002 5:23:10 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Take a look at some of the Talk Back threads http://www.aintitcoolnews.com that are political in nature for true idiocy. There's a current one on Dennis Miller where some just started to bash Bush and Enron, after jumping in (and kicking butt), someone tried to "prove" that Bush was corrupt by re-printing that stupid letter from Michael Moore! Wow, there's genius for you.
29 posted on 09/05/2002 5:32:15 AM PDT by GreatOne
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To: GreatOne
Heh heh heh...I'm glad Dennis Miller's no longer gonna be doing Monday Night Football...he's a goof.

"Marchin' on DeeCee!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Racin' in the Streets")

I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486...
Fax machine and patriotism galore.
Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment rot...
Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore!
Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last...
Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town.
'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched...
We'll Re-Impeach, then we'll CONVICT that clown!!

Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight...
We're gonna knock that Traitor out with our FReeps!!
Autumn's here and the time is right...
For marchin' on DeeCee!!

We decry corruption when we see'it...
We expose Tyranny by the State.
When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit JimRob's Forum...
We're all funded by Dick Mellon-Scaife.
Now some folks, they just give up caring...
And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece.
Some folks come home from work and wash up...
Then go hit the Web to FReep!!

Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight...
We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet!
Autumn's here and the Time's Just Right...
We're gonna bring down DemElites!!

(Keyboard/Percussion)

We met him and his "schtick" ten years ago...
Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye for the babes."
With far-Left Media at his back....
Slick told the World he's here to stay!
But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies...
So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right!
This Country's drones, they need a spark...
Need more Mudboys singin', "It's worth the fight!"

Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House...
But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!"
They stare off all numb, afraid to fight...
Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn.
For all you mind-numbed robots and Network "hotshots"...
Ignorin' crimes to beat the Band.
This time the Sheeple and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee...
And purge this filth from our Land!

Tonight, we fight the righteous fight...
Out of our way, RINOS, you best keep!
'Cuz Autumn's here and the mood's just Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!

(Keyboard/Percussion to fade)

Mudboy Slim

Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America. Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control. The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality, chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government, but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will--to flourish. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!

Presently occupying--at taxpayer expense, I might add--some high-dollar office space in Harlem, is a small petty man, heading a vast criminal conspiracy. Bill Clinton most certainly committed multiple felonies and obstructed justice in the Monica Lewinsky matter. A morally-weak, spineless Senate was not up to the task of removing him from office, making a mockery of our Legal System as the #1 Law Enforcement Officer in the land is master-minding a relentless attack on The Rule of Law; however, it is clear that Clinton is "Guilty" (beyond all reasonable doubts) of multiple felonies and SHALL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE!!

Since escaping Justice in the Impeachment Trial, Mr. Clinton has been credibly accused of Violent RAPE by one nice woman, Ms. Juanita Broaddrick. Either this is a major slander against the good name of an innocent man...or else Bill Clinton raped and violently bit the lip of this young woman. If it wasn't true, don't you think the Rapist-in-Chief would have come out a bit more strongly in his own defense?!

Now, we come to find out the President of the United States is most likely guilty of TREASON, for accepting illegal foreign campaign donations from the Communist Chinese in exchange for basically offering a free run of our Nuclear Weapons Labs and authorizing high technology transfers through key Democratic National Committee contributors, Hughes and Loral. Corruption never ran as deep and as wide as is the case with this Administration!!

Yes, when it comes to brazenly flouting the laws and mores of this Country, this Clinton Cadre of Corrupt Communist Co-Conspirators is charting a new course. Yet, the blatantly Left-Wing Media can't find the time or the manpower to investigate/report the Truth about Slick Willie's Felonious Behavior, the "dark side" of the man who could violently rape a supportor and suggest as he left, "Better put some ice on that, baby!" No, our "Free Press" cannot even find it in themselves to report on the TREASON committed by Bill Clinton, in which each and every man, woman, and child in America is now significantly more at risk than 8 years ago, simply because Bill Clinton needed some illegal contributions to retain his tenuous hold on the reins of Power.

We've seen how ridiculous the Yugoslavian State-controlled Media Propoganda Machine looked in the recent conflagration in Kosovo...who amongst the Media Poltroons can explain to me the difference between Clinton's Media and Slobo's. Fortunately, the Network drones are becoming irrelevant!

If you want to help in reclaiming our Country from the Evil that occupies the Oval Office, here's the gameplan...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)

Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim

P.S. "On the 28th day of September in the Two-Thousandth and Second Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Mall in Washington, DC. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!

So sayeth the word of...MUD

1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.HARDER!!)

LOL...MUD

30 posted on 09/05/2002 5:51:23 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Torch" Goin' Up in Smoke

"Veteran election forecaster Stuart Rothenberg says at least one Senate Democrat incumbent now appears likely to lose his seat in November: New Jersey Sen. Robert G. Torricelli. . . . The New Jersey Democrat appeared to be cruising toward a second term until he was 'severely admonished' by the Senate ethics committee for taking gifts from a wealthy businessman seeking favors. "

'Torricelli is at or below the 40 percent mark (in polling), with his favorable-unfavorable ratings in the tank. Any incumbents with those numbers at this point in the election cycle is on political life support,' Mr. Rothenberg says."

- Greg Pierce's "Inside Politics," 9/4/02

31 posted on 09/05/2002 7:44:43 AM PDT by sultan88
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To: sultan88
"...at least one Senate DemonRAT incumbent now appears likely to lose his seat in November: New Jersey Sen. Robert G. 'The Torch' Torricelli."

You'd think the good folks from Joisey would have the sense to rid their State of Torch's stain!!

FReegards...MUD

32 posted on 09/05/2002 8:00:56 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
RATs Obstruct Another Bush Nominee
33 posted on 09/05/2002 7:06:42 PM PDT by sultan88
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To: sultan88
"...denying acceptance of Priscilla Owens based on a decision she had made in favor of parental notification of abortion."

WOW...these Obstructionist RATS are totally whacked!!

What's wrong with just re-nominating Ms. Owens--and Mr. Pickering fer that matter--in January 2003 when the GOP's sportin' an extra 3-4 Senators?! This is but a temporary setback, IMHO.

FReegards...MUD

34 posted on 09/05/2002 8:05:49 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cyber-Band
"The Times They Are A'Changin'!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")

Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! This Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...

Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
EX-Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST RE-IMPEACH HIM!!
And indict Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...

Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Yer Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...

(Excellent harp jammin')

The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL DETHRONE NOW...AND IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Gore...Al's "term"'ll go fast...
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!

Mudboy Slim and the libertarians (7/15/00)

"On the 28th day of September in the Two-Thousand and Second Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Mall in Washington, DC. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!"

So sayeth the word of...MUD

1 Posted on 07/16/2000 20:39:03 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.negotiable!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

35 posted on 09/06/2002 6:17:40 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
"...a woman caller who said she would like to see Hillary! become president because (1) she's honest and (2) all she's done for children and education."




Makes the case for never allowing liberal women the right to vote.
36 posted on 09/06/2002 6:29:09 AM PDT by TLBSHOW
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To: TLBSHOW; Landru; ForGod'sSake; scholar; Victoria Delsoul; amom; KLT
"Makes the case for never allowing liberal women the right to vote."

LOL...I sincerely believe America should restrict suffrage to those who--on Net--pay more in taxes to the Federal Guv'ment than they receive in transfer payments.

FReegards...MUD

37 posted on 09/06/2002 7:23:16 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
LOL...I sincerely believe America should restrict suffrage to those who--on Net--pay more in taxes to the Federal Guv'ment than they receive in transfer payments.

FReegards...MUD


Good comment! BUMP........
38 posted on 09/06/2002 10:00:49 AM PDT by TLBSHOW
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