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Make your voice heard: Vote for most annoying product spokesman
The Arrakis Street Journal
| August 13, 2002
| Paul Atreides
Posted on 08/13/2002 3:35:53 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
A. The Verizon "Can you hear me now?" guy...
B. Pier One's Kirstie Alley...
C. Dell's Steve...
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: irritatingpeople
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To: Paul Atreides
I think you have to be below a certain I.Q. level to appreciate him. Curse this genius blood!
But in the interest of humility, PUDDING doesn't find Tom Green amusing.
To: Mad Dawgg
On a related Subject I think there should be a Constitutional Amendment that Carrot Top should neither be allowed to be Cloned or Reproduce in any manner or form... We already have the one you're looking for - the Second.
To: bootless
For KSFO listeners, there's a three way tie between: 1. "My name is Lottie Gardner..."
2. "Hi, I'm Vicky..."
Yes and the message. Just what the world needs - more Berkeley graduated lawyers.
The Academy's new spokesmouf, the kid from Belarus is at least going to UC Davis, where he might get an education in doing things people need...
To: one_particular_harbour
I love the Dell guy!
To: CARTOUCHE
Imagine having Time-Warner Cable as your provider and not being able to watch a channel, any channel, for more than 15 minutes without a dose of how wonderful Time-Warner Cable is or their sister AOL or their cousin, Road Runner High Speed Internet. It is absolutely maddening. Here in KC it has become as predictable as the pitiful KC Royals win/loss record.Good thing that I have comcast cable instead.
To: connectthedots
must be water based, because most kids crafts are not oil based. the carpet is wool, berber, light in color, textured. i have NO Idea what we paid, it is what we selected when we had the house built 4 years ago this Oct. i tried a variety of over the counter products on it, it lightened up but didn't come completely out. we are probably going to have someone come in and do it professionally.
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08/13/2002 4:37:06 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Paul Atreides
As repulsive as I find Kirstie Alley, the Dell Kid’s got it hands down. I’d refuse to buy a Dell because of him.
To: HairOfTheDog
I love the Dell guy!So do most people including me. I don't understand why people find him annoying.
He cracks me up, heh.
To: SkunkPunk
I'm going with Carrot Top from the 1-800-CALL-ATT crap.AMEN! bro!
To: one_particular_harbour
We have. It was great for stains in the bathroom and on clothes. My husband likes to get ink stains on his shirt pocket and I tried everything in the house before going downstairs and getting the Oxyclean. It took the stain right out!!!! The orange products also work well.
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posted on
08/13/2002 4:38:08 PM PDT
by
MamaB
To: Jagdgewehr
Josephine the plumber... I'll see your Josephine and raise you Madge the obnoxious manicurist who had her clients soak in palmolive diswashing liquid.
To: Paul Atreides
Write in characters are welcome.
Hi, Billy Mays here for Oxy Clean!
To: MinorityRepublican
He reminds me of the Eddie Haskel-type boyfriend I had in high-school! My parents bought his charming act hook line and sinker... and so did I... He was a cutie pie.
To: Kermit
Accident Fund Company has the absolutely most annoying and stupid, a twofer, ads in existence. Every time I hear one of their commercials, which loudly brag our employees aren't allowed to have a life! I have to wonder what kind of losers would want to work there.
To: albee
They really ought to retire Lottie. If I hear that nasally, whiney voice earlier than 7;30 a.m., I usually throw up! Oh, you should hear it around here when Lo-o-o-ottie comes on the radio. It sounds like the Whiners' Convention. Sheesh! "And believe me, it's always a struggle."
I think she's the dame you used to do a Cascade dishwasher detergent commercial in 1971: "And when I took out my dishes, I sawr they were spawtted. Thank goodness I found Cascade." (all with Brooklyn accent).
Lesko is by far the worst. No, Carrottop is. No, Lesko. ARGH!
To: Mad Dawgg
On a related Subject I think there should be a Constitutional Amendment that Carrot Top should neither be allowed to be Cloned or Reproduce in any manner or form... Further, when he dies his remains should be boiled in acid, buried and the earth should be salted in a 20 foot arc around his grave site!
Don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel...
To: gitmo
The little demon-possessed girl on the Pepsi ad. In the same open vein: the creepy 'child of the corn' in the Mazda "zoom, zoom, zoom!" commercial.
To: bootless
I know the last 2 but not the first one, and #3 is especially grating. Also, for Bay Area residents only, we get the pleasure of listening to that stupid Chevy's Maine Lobster radio special over and over. That husky-sounding old fart is especially grating on my nerves.
To: MamaB
Hairspray will get out ink stains ...... and nail polish remover will get out the ink from felt tip pens. My brother is a chemist and he told me those little tricks.
When you first spray or pour the product on, the stuff starts to spread like crazy. Don't panic! Just rinse it out and re-apply as needed til all the stain is gone.
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posted on
08/13/2002 4:41:58 PM PDT
by
kayak
To: Timesink
Wonder if Billy Mayes could take the stains out of Olive Oyl. He reminds me of Bluto, Popeye's nemesis.
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