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To: lodwick; ladyinred; COB1; chadsworth; Mama_Bear; ClaraSuzanne; daisyscarlett
Some of you may have seen this from an earlier post.

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Where upon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again but for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time, the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up.

The preacher asked the drunk again, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"


Does Jim's Place serve food as well as fine spirits?

100 posted on 08/09/2002 9:08:00 AM PDT by JustAmy
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To: JustAmy
Funny joke, lightening is about to strike you however! :)

Jims place does not serve food, only spirits!
104 posted on 08/09/2002 9:12:51 AM PDT by ladyinred
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To: JustAmy
LOL - Good one Amy. Thankski. ;-)
108 posted on 08/09/2002 9:15:04 AM PDT by lodwick
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To: JustAmy
Funny joke, but lightening is going to strike you at any moment! :)

Jim's place does not serve food, only spirits!
110 posted on 08/09/2002 9:15:19 AM PDT by ladyinred
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To: JustAmy
Hi, Amy!

You Quack me up!

117 posted on 08/09/2002 9:21:35 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: JustAmy
.......have you found Jesus?

LOL ! Good one.......

153 posted on 08/09/2002 9:51:28 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP
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