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WHAT IS BUSH DOING TO STOP THE PAIN IN MY BIG TOE BECAUSE MY SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT?
My silly feeble mind | 5 Aug 02 | Silly Me

Posted on 08/05/2002 3:28:00 PM PDT by Neets

OH GOSH..my big toe on my left foot hurts because my shoes are too tight...WHEN, WHERE, WHY and HOW IS BUSH gonna help me get relief from the pain??? He is the BIG DADDY ISN"T HE????


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Ok, my moment of insanity has come and gone....
1 posted on 08/05/2002 3:28:01 PM PDT by Neets
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To: OneidaM
Place your foot on table. Get hatchet. Lop off toes. Problem solved.
2 posted on 08/05/2002 3:29:48 PM PDT by HalfIrish
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To: HalfIrish; OneidaM
You forgot file for disability, live off the sweat of others for the rest of your life because of your actions.
3 posted on 08/05/2002 3:31:41 PM PDT by Tennessee_Bob
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To: HalfIrish
This just in from DU: "It Takes a Village".
4 posted on 08/05/2002 3:32:30 PM PDT by ErnBatavia
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To: OneidaM
For those who don't get the joke:
WHAT IS BUSH DOING TO STOP THE MARKET SLIDE AND THE ECONOMY'S WOES? Please tell me, someone.
5 posted on 08/05/2002 3:33:24 PM PDT by AmishDude
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To: OneidaM
Your shoes aren't too small - your feet are too big.
6 posted on 08/05/2002 3:33:34 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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To: OneidaM
Uh...I hate to break this to you, but your shoes appear to be on the wrong feet...
7 posted on 08/05/2002 3:35:57 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: OneidaM
LOL! It's making you nuts too? After the President heals your toe, I'd like him to create rain over my yard. Tonight would be nice. If he doesn't he can forget my vote in '04 ; )
8 posted on 08/05/2002 3:36:01 PM PDT by McLynnan
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To: OneidaM
Keep up the hope - he will come through. I know you didn't have problems with your toe during Clinton's reign but I feel sure Bush is now working on a solution.
9 posted on 08/05/2002 3:36:02 PM PDT by ClancyJ
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To: OneidaM
We need government shoe-sizers at *all* shoe point-of-sales locations to ensure your safety & comfort.
10 posted on 08/05/2002 3:36:26 PM PDT by Captiva
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To: OneidaM
It's because ....Bush won't give you a rebate for a new pair of shoes....you poor thing ......maybe you should start a thread on Free Republic...and whine Bush isn't doing enough to help ease your pain...

LOL!

11 posted on 08/05/2002 3:37:28 PM PDT by Dog
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To: McLynnan
AND THEN SOME....but after he fixes my toe...and gives you rain, I'm hoping he'll fork over the $1k I just had to shell out for a new fridge....or maybe I'll just ask the Village Idiot (WHo happens to be the Jr. Senator from my state) and MAYBE, JUST MAYBE...SHE can help me out..HAHAHAH.
12 posted on 08/05/2002 3:38:09 PM PDT by Neets
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Oh God I knew it!! The government is going to outlaw my 4" Manolo Blahniks! I will be forced to wear loafers or Birkenstocks!
13 posted on 08/05/2002 3:39:07 PM PDT by luckodeirish
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To: OneidaM
Now this is funny !!! I had just read the Bush and stock market post - which is why it was so funny !!!
14 posted on 08/05/2002 3:39:20 PM PDT by The Raven
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
HAHAHAHHAHAHA YOU CAD YOU!!!!!!
15 posted on 08/05/2002 3:39:24 PM PDT by Neets
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To: Captiva
We need a Federal Dept of shoe screeners....
16 posted on 08/05/2002 3:39:30 PM PDT by Dog
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To: OneidaM
Ok, my moment of insanity has come and gone....

This is definitely a moment of great clarity and sanity.

17 posted on 08/05/2002 3:40:40 PM PDT by Madame Dufarge
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To: dead; dighton; Lazamataz
Ping!
18 posted on 08/05/2002 3:41:00 PM PDT by Dog
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To: OneidaM
Please ask the Village Idiot first. The cost of a new refrigerator will barely make a dent in her book advance. Oh wait, I forgot she's fallen on hard times and is asking taxpayers to reimburse her for her legal bills.
19 posted on 08/05/2002 3:41:59 PM PDT by McLynnan
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To: OneidaM
And how long has he known about that pain in your big toe and done nothing about it??!!!!!! I am gravely concerned!!
20 posted on 08/05/2002 3:43:05 PM PDT by rabidralph
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