[Jen]

Seek ye not solace in the MALL! GO FORTH and BAKE!!! Yes, I SAY CREATE a POT LUCK...A FEAST OF EQUILIBRIUM IN this WORLD OF imbalance! (but more than one serving from the chocolate dessert group in that pyramid thingy)...Give us FREEPER MEN PIECE!!! PIECES OF PIE!!!! SLICES OF HONEY BAKED HAM SLATHERED IN SWEET HOT MUSTARD!!! HEREIN lies true happiness! A living room full of men with the button loosed on the trouser top.

Bare Arms, forgive me kind sir for not replying to your post from Friday. I've been so busy...

...getting ready to open my Bake Shop!

Any of you Boyz hungry???

[Pippin]

Good Afternoon, Jen!

[tomkow6]

Any of you Boyz hungry???

YES! Me AND my "kitty-katz" ARE!

[tomkow6]

Fruitcake Recipe

1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl.
Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy
bowl. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup.

Turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the
cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets
stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups
of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window.

Check the whiskey again.

Go to bed. Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?

[Kathy in Alaska]

Jen, the troops are really going to like your Bake Shop. Do you have a "Special of the Day"?

[sleavelessinseattle]

Your guy is so lucky he's big and military and heroic...you're cute as a bug and probably left a trail of broken hearts from here to havaii! VERY CUTE...INDEED!
TWO FLOUR COVERED THUMBS UP!!! I LOVE to cook...I've said that I wanted a smokeless grill next to my lazy boy in the entertainment room!!!! AND I FRIGGIN MEANTIT!!!