To: RussellStevens
Another machine unplugged?
2 posted on
07/15/2002 5:18:53 PM PDT by
elfman2
To: RussellStevens
A janitor must be smoking a cigarette near a ventilator and the sight of smoke triggered the armed terrorist alarm. I hope he puts that damn thing out before a National Guardsman loads up his M-16......
6 posted on
07/15/2002 5:24:19 PM PDT by
45Auto
To: RussellStevens
To: RussellStevens
Mayor Hahn will let us know if we should be concerned...sarcasm to remain on until we learn the truth
To: RussellStevens
A suitcase with a bottle of jam was mistaken for a bomb. The terminal is now being reopened.
21 posted on
07/15/2002 5:36:29 PM PDT by
zoyd
To: RussellStevens
BTW 6 helicopters are flying around over my house because of this. Well then, don't you think it would be wise to walk out with your hands up? This ain't no terrorist scare, the LAPD is after your butt!
To: RussellStevens
"Let's go with the Smuckers thist time."
54 posted on
07/15/2002 6:40:48 PM PDT by
Cagey
To: RussellStevens
My brother-in-law is the chief helicopter pilot for the Los Angeles Sheriffs Department. They do this whenever there is a naked woman in the open. You checked your roof lately?
To: RussellStevens
Dear LAX,
If you're ever in a jam, here I am
If you're ever in a mess, S-O-S
It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
Soon all your jams will be forgot
Just save me the peach and apricot!
Leni
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