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Troubled by Being Short?
internet ^ | July 11 2002

Posted on 07/11/2002 3:32:24 AM PDT by 2Trievers

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According to medical reports from the world famous Dr Chiro Kawaguchi of Tokyo Research Laboratory at the National Health Department, pituitary gland stimulation is found to be instrumental to height increases, and that stimulation of the pituitary can be effected by the use of a special, computer designed physico-health and height stimulator at the feet. This is especially true of our great Kimi height increase device.

 

How does Kimi work?

According to the reports from the Kyoto University, Dr. A. Kawata, dedicated to human growth research, discovered that human height is not exclusively pre-determined by genetic action alone, but is also strongly influenced by the effects of certain hormones on the development of the cartilaginous portions of the 62 bones of the lower body, as well as the 24 separate and moveable bones constructing the spinal column.  Kimi, designed by computer following Human Engineering concepts, has been found to stimulate the nerve points of the feet effectively, which in turn stimulates the pituitary gland for increased production of growth hormones. Increased production of growth hormones means greater growth of the cartilaginous portions of the vertebrae and of the bones in the lower body, making real height gain an actual fact (click here for more advanced explanations).

Intensive scientific research also proved that most young adults can still have three different types of growth to increase their height by a few more inches even after the bones in their lower body have become ossified (commonly known as "bone plate is fused"). First, your spinal column can be extended by another 2 or 3 inches by using Kimi along with proper stretching exercises. This is because besides the length of the femur bone (thighbone), shinbone, and other bones in the lower body, the length of the spinal column in the upper body also significantly contributes to human height (about 35% of the total height). Human spinal column consists of 33 separate bone segments known as vertebrae held together by ligaments (tough and fibrous tissue).  Out of these 33 vertebrae, only the lowest 9 are fused into two immovable bones, the sacrum and the coccyx, forming the back of the pelvis. All the other 24 vertebrae are permanently movable and thus will never be fused. These 24 vertebrae are the 7 cervical (neck), 12 thoracic (back of chest), and 5 lumbar (loin). Cartilaginous pads called disks are located between each of these 24 vertebrae. The thickness of the disks determines the length of the spinal column and directly influences the height. There are 25 disks in all, their combined length accounting for 25% of your total height. Since these disks are non-fusible cartilages, they can constantly grow thicker under the stimulation of growth hormones during a lifetime. The thicker these disks are, the longer your spinal column is and the taller you become. Even if each disk grows only 0.25 cm (0.1 inch) thicker, which is the length of this line in quotes "_", you will grow 0.25 * 25 = 6.25 cm (2.5 inches) taller! Many experiments have shown that the increased production of growth hormones induced by the usage of Kimi will also greatly encourage the growth of the discal portion of the vertebrae (those 25 disks) and thus increase the length of the spinal column, making it possible to gain height after puberty. Second, even after your bones are fused, extra growth hormone produced by using Kimi and fast metabolism can still make your bones grow thicker and stronger. The added thickness alone can increase your height by another 1 inch. Third, most importantly, although most of your bones can't grow any longer, the articular cartilage that connect many bones in your legs can still grow thicker. Besides the discal potion on each of your vertebrae, the distal end of your Femur (bottom of you thigh bone at the knee) and the proximal end of your Tibia (top part of your shin bone at the knee) each can grow up to 1 inch, which gives you another 2 inches extra height. Thus even adults can still grow 1 to 4 inches taller in a proportional way (click here for more advanced explanations). If you are still a teenager, it is very possible for you to get even better result - you can grow more than 5 inches by using Kimi.



TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: humor; short; stupid; verticallychallenged
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To: Billthedrill
HA! The poor, dumb bastards. If only they didn't make it so easy to hate them.
41 posted on 07/11/2002 10:13:02 AM PDT by StoneColdGOP
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To: 2Trievers
It must suck to be short.

Not at all -- I never hit my head on anything.

42 posted on 07/11/2002 10:48:48 AM PDT by Steve0113
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To: StoneColdGOP
Blah blah blah, tell that to the guys who can't get any dates or were always the last to be picked for teams in school.

Me thinks thou does protest too much.

Just kidding, man.

43 posted on 07/11/2002 12:02:24 PM PDT by dpa5923
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To: 2Trievers
I absolutely, positively hate being short. Especially when it's still a week until payday.

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

44 posted on 07/11/2002 12:05:13 PM PDT by mikeb704
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To: 2Trievers
Spam...
45 posted on 07/11/2002 12:22:53 PM PDT by Doomonyou
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To: beowolf; Interesting Times
ROFLOL &;-)
46 posted on 07/11/2002 4:39:20 PM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: HairOfTheDog
LOL ... yes, and we can move right into dwarf tossing! &;-)
47 posted on 07/11/2002 4:52:57 PM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: beowolf
Actually "I Love LA" in my view was his best hit to date,
though I understand this has nothing to do with the thread
like "short people".
48 posted on 07/12/2002 1:20:59 PM PDT by jragan2001
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To: jragan2001
Yet, this particular one has a Nostradamus like quality...:)

Political Science


No one likes us - I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens


We give them money - But are they grateful
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us - so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them


Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada is too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one to blame us


We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an all American amusement park there
They got surfing too


Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me


They all hate us any how
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now


poem of Randy Newman:


Copyright 1969 January Music Corp.,
a division of A. Schroeder International
Ltd. (BMI).
Text song by Randy Newman on his
Album Sail Away (REP 44185 (2064))


49 posted on 07/12/2002 3:14:53 PM PDT by beowolf
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To: RightOnline
I'm that height. It is just where I want to be too. As a tree planter, I never had the back trouble the tall boys did. In fact, I never had a bit of back pain ever, and was never bested physically by anyone more then an inch or so taller in any scrap.

Tall is overrated. I would rather be stocky and at the perfect height of five foot six inches then be handicapped by too much physical stature. Tall guys do make a satisfying splat when toppled, but that's it. ;-)

50 posted on 07/12/2002 3:25:04 PM PDT by Glutton
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To: RightOnline
As my 5' 6" father (God rest his soul) used to say, "Son, just remember; you bend over more in life than you reach up."

The problem is, I seem to be bending over just a little too much lately.

51 posted on 03/08/2003 10:41:15 AM PST by Lazamataz (I have learned, over the years, to NEVER assume ANYTHING..)
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To: Lazamataz
I've often said I need to sue the city for building a sidewalk so close to my butt....
52 posted on 03/10/2003 11:55:40 AM PST by duckbutt (God Bless America.......Again!)
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To: humblegunner
Is Kim Jong Il writing ads again?
53 posted on 03/10/2003 11:59:49 AM PST by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
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To: 2Trievers
Actually, being short has its advantages. When I dance slow with tall women, I'm not dancing "cheek to cheek" if you know what I mean.

I had a kid in my squad that was 6'7 3/4"s tall, and when he dug a hole I was safe until it started to rain, and then I'd have to ask him to lift me out of it.
54 posted on 03/10/2003 12:22:06 PM PST by stumpy
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To: Xenalyte
Kim Jong Il not short!

Kim very clever always stand in hole, prevent sniper attack!
Also got snazzy UPS uniform, blend in crowd. Very clever.

55 posted on 03/10/2003 2:23:03 PM PST by humblegunner (No Fry Dog!)
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