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1 posted on 07/03/2002 9:20:31 AM PDT by chance33_98
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To: chance33_98
We just got to get this goat and the red heifer together.
2 posted on 07/03/2002 9:22:14 AM PDT by Semper Paratus
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To: chance33_98
So I guess it is time to rebuild the temple to Dale?
3 posted on 07/03/2002 9:22:56 AM PDT by EBITDA
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To: MarMema
Y'all raise goats, right?
4 posted on 07/03/2002 9:23:31 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard
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nascar will be by shortly to lower the goat's ears by a quarter of an inch
5 posted on 07/03/2002 9:24:06 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
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NASCAR goes to the GOATS!!! Bwahahaha!!!!!
6 posted on 07/03/2002 9:24:33 AM PDT by goldstategop
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To: chance33_98
I hope I don't come back as a goat, too.
8 posted on 07/03/2002 9:25:15 AM PDT by Maceman
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Isn't that cute?! Good luck to the enterprising rancher.
9 posted on 07/03/2002 9:25:47 AM PDT by WellsFargo94
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To: chance33_98
Gotta Love Reincarnation.

I wonder how long it will be before NASCAR alows a goat to drive, cause I know Dale fans will want this goat to drive his car too.

12 posted on 07/03/2002 9:28:58 AM PDT by OXENinFLA
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To: chance33_98
Neckcar and boiled peanuts....a great southern tradition! ;o)
13 posted on 07/03/2002 9:29:25 AM PDT by Icthus
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"I've seen people take pictures and get tears in their eyes."

Yikes...

14 posted on 07/03/2002 9:30:51 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: chance33_98
Dale Earnhardt was the most meanest and low-life scumbag driver ever to hit the NASCAR circuit.
15 posted on 07/03/2002 9:30:55 AM PDT by SGCOS
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To: chance33_98
Ho-hum, just another sign of the second coming of the Intimidator...
16 posted on 07/03/2002 9:32:18 AM PDT by TADSLOS
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To: chance33_98
If she can make repeated left-hand turns, she'll win every race she enters.

And it WON'T be fixed!

21 posted on 07/03/2002 9:39:26 AM PDT by ez2muz
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Better keep it out of the raceparks. I don't care if it does have a "3" on it, 50,000 NASCAR fans will barbeque it in a minute when they get hungry.
22 posted on 07/03/2002 9:40:05 AM PDT by TADSLOS
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To: chance33_98
I recently saw Dale at my grocery store selling snack products. Whatever.
23 posted on 07/03/2002 9:44:01 AM PDT by NC_Libertarian
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Uh, I lost interest in Nascar & Indy racing years ago. Got tired of the spoiled "Hollywood" pretty-boy drivers, corporate sponsorship and racecars that look like rolling billboards (Viagra???). Let #3 R.I.P;
A.J. Foyt & Richard Petty (and their peers) Forever!
27 posted on 07/03/2002 9:52:17 AM PDT by Minutemen
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Wow. If this goat had an image of Mary on it's other side, it would really have something going.
29 posted on 07/03/2002 10:01:54 AM PDT by babylonian
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NASCAR ping!

Or, should I say "NASCAR Baaaaa!"

31 posted on 07/03/2002 10:05:26 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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Ok - let me see. A goat is born with markings that resemble the number "3" and immediately everyone makes a connection with Earnhart? People are getting scarier and scarier as time goes on.
32 posted on 07/03/2002 10:06:24 AM PDT by looney tune
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It must depress the guys who write the Onion to read stuff like this...
34 posted on 07/03/2002 10:09:18 AM PDT by Interesting Times
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