FIXTURES: MAKE THEM GO AWAY!

BSNN.NET ^ | 6-17-02 | NORM LIEBMANN

[KLT]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NORM SURE KNOWS HOW TO WORD THINGS!

[KLT]

Bump and Ping guys

[Howlin]

Agree, agree, agree, agree, agree..........well, you get it. ALL OF THEM GONE! I'm SICK OF THEM ALL!

[strela]

Tom Daschle looks like he was whittled by a mad German clockmaker.

Image of the month. And, just crying out for Registered's gentle ministrations.

[Howlin]

But if we could work it out, there need to be more GOP names on that list!

[KLT]

Knew you'd like that howlin....great writer that Liebmann!

[KLT]

But if we could work it out, there need to be more GOP names on that list!

Agree, Agree, Agree....no doubt!

[Grampa Dave]

This was so great, it has been bookmarked to be recycled when one of Norm's Fixtures is in the news too much/too often.

[KLT]

Bump Guys

[KLT]

Glad you liked Grampa Dave...Norm really knows how to stick it to them....

[Carolina]

So many good ones:

Hillary Clinton, the Wellesley Medusa

Khofi Annan’s ascent to the high office of Witch Doctor General of the United Nations should be credited to his tailor who convinced Annan he would look more civilized in pinstripes than he does in feathers.

Somehow Nature’s push broom accumulated Madeleine Albright into an unattractive heap of overripe femininity.

[Grampa Dave]

I totally agree with Norm on his collection of fixtures.

We were on vacation on the Oregon Coast when 9/11 happened. We cancelled our vacation to drive home.

The Oregon Coastal 101 south is not a great place to get clear radio news more than a few miles at a time. When we got to Brookings, Or,, we decided to spend the night. As I'm unloading what was needed for the night from our SUV, my wife turned on the news. There was no Fox News, the only news channel available at that time was CNN.

I looked at the tired old faces of the Clintoon's wh$res on Clintoon News Nothing. I turned off the tv and told the wife it was time to go to dinner. The last thing I wanted was to hear what the Clintoon Wh$res had to say about anything let along the disaster that had just happened. She agreed, and we waited for the real news when we got back home to get on Free Republic.

[IronJack]

Fellatio was the name of a Roman emperor.

My nomination ...

[Miss Marple]

Thanks for the ping. We definitely need to lose these people! They are as ubiquitous as the Di-tech commercials, and even more annoying.

I am with Norm...bring out the hook!

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Thanks for the ping!

Great stuff including this one:

California Governor Gray Davis looks like he made a U Turn on the way to becoming an albino.

[agrace]

Oh my, these are good. Trent Lott and Katie Couric are priceless. Thanks for the bump. :)

[Quix]

Evidently the RECONSTRUCTIONIST? DECONSTRUCTIONIST? CONCRETIZER? doing the work on SHIRLLERY'S BOOBS took the pattern from . . .

NURSE RATCHET in HIGH ANXIETY.

Perfect choice.

[Pagey]

"William Jefferson Clinton remains the ultimate intruder in America.
He is the unchanging and complete heretic".

Norm Leibmann really lays it out there.I love it.He's so concise,it's scary.

[PhiKapMom]

This is absolutely hilarious!

[Grampa Dave]

d14truth and I have been in a way touching on what Norm has said so clearly.

So many of these fixtures are street thugs or ACLU lawyers from the 1960's/70's. They were terrible clymers then and have aged/mellowed into full bodied terrible clymers now.

No one has really dared to do what Norm has done. That is categorize them and then write a perfect description of them. It is time to start calling them what they are until they scurry or slither off into the darkness and leave us alone. They are terrible people not leaders! They are not heroes nor role models.