Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NORM SURE KNOWS HOW TO WORD THINGS!
1 posted on 06/18/2002 5:25:52 PM PDT by KLT
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies ]


To: dead;dog;howlin;revelation911;foghorn;foghat;hillarysfolly;starfan;racebannon;registered...
Bump and Ping guys
2 posted on 06/18/2002 5:29:48 PM PDT by KLT
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: KLT
Tom Daschle looks like he was whittled by a mad German clockmaker.

Image of the month. And, just crying out for Registered's gentle ministrations.

4 posted on 06/18/2002 5:32:45 PM PDT by strela
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: KLT, ernest at the beach, liz, miss marple, john huang2
This was so great, it has been bookmarked to be recycled when one of Norm's Fixtures is in the news too much/too often.
8 posted on 06/18/2002 5:37:27 PM PDT by Grampa Dave
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: KLT
So many good ones:

Hillary Clinton, the Wellesley Medusa

Khofi Annan’s ascent to the high office of Witch Doctor General of the United Nations should be credited to his tailor who convinced Annan he would look more civilized in pinstripes than he does in feathers.

Somehow Nature’s push broom accumulated Madeleine Albright into an unattractive heap of overripe femininity.

11 posted on 06/18/2002 5:47:21 PM PDT by Carolina
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: KLT
Fellatio was the name of a Roman emperor.

My nomination ...

13 posted on 06/18/2002 5:47:54 PM PDT by IronJack
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: KLT
Oh my, these are good. Trent Lott and Katie Couric are priceless. Thanks for the bump. :)
16 posted on 06/18/2002 5:57:43 PM PDT by agrace
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: KLT
Evidently the RECONSTRUCTIONIST? DECONSTRUCTIONIST? CONCRETIZER? doing the work on SHIRLLERY'S BOOBS took the pattern from . . .

NURSE RATCHET in HIGH ANXIETY.

Perfect choice.

17 posted on 06/18/2002 6:01:52 PM PDT by Quix
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: KLT
"William Jefferson Clinton remains the ultimate intruder in America.
He is the unchanging and complete heretic".

Norm Leibmann really lays it out there.I love it.He's so concise,it's scary.

18 posted on 06/18/2002 6:04:32 PM PDT by Pagey
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: All

Tonight, UNSPUN with AnnaZ and Mercuria!
RadioFR SPECIAL EDITION!!

COMMUNITY ARMED PATROLS An idea whose time has come?
WITH SPECIAL GUEST RABBI YAKOVE LLOYD
Founder and President of Jewish Defense Group

Listen LIVE while you FReep!


25 posted on 06/18/2002 6:19:49 PM PDT by Bob J
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: KLT
I gotta remember these.
28 posted on 06/18/2002 6:27:27 PM PDT by El Sordo
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: KLT
Great stuff! Norm has always had a genius for word pictures.

KLT, were you by any chance once known as Firehat? If so, welcome back, Norm!

35 posted on 06/18/2002 6:52:55 PM PDT by Ole Okie
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: KLT
Seeing Carlson on television is like having a hair in your mouth and trying to back away from it.

LOL!!!

39 posted on 06/18/2002 7:07:08 PM PDT by operation clinton cleanup
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: KLT
How could he have missed Senator Ernest Fritz Hollings(D-SC), who's middle name is also a description of his mental function?
41 posted on 06/18/2002 7:15:22 PM PDT by PeaceBeWithYou
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: SierraWasp
ping!

You'll enjoy this one!
45 posted on 06/18/2002 10:57:32 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: KLT
Richard Byrd, an outpatient from the West Virginia State Home for the Chronically Monotonous.

Um, who the heck is Richard Byrd?

53 posted on 06/19/2002 7:59:36 AM PDT by Peter Porcupine
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: KLT
norm is the best
59 posted on 06/19/2002 1:54:05 PM PDT by Hillary's Folly
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson