Jerrold Nadler's press secretary's web site. Check this lunatic out.

"Me" Eric Schmeltzer's web site ^ | 5/21/02 | Eric Schmeltzer

[LarryLied]

One reason why congress should get no classified information from the Bush administration:

I am the Press Secretary and Speech Writer for Representative Jerrold Nadler. Yeah, can you believe it? Even with this insane website on the internet, they still let me work for a United States Congressman! As my good friend and inspiration, Yakov Smirnov, used to say -- "Vhat a country!"

ME
Whattya wanna know about Da Schmeltz?

Welcome To The Professional World of Eric Schmeltzer
Please hire me!! Check it out! I'm good!

WACKY
Oh man, I don't know if you can handle... THE LINKS!

A futher sampling of Eric Schmeltzer's web site:

NAME:
Eric M. Schmeltzer, D.A. (Doctorus Amori (The Love Doctor)

AGE:
Old Enough to drink, have sex, and shoot a gun. 26. (June 3, 1975 -- A Very Funky Year, Indeed)

GENDER:
All man, baby. ALLLLLLLLL man.

SIZE:
Why? Am I making you horny? Let's shag, baby!

It's not the size, but how I use it. But I will tell you I'm 6'2".

And I have elephantitis of the genitals. YEAH, BABY!! YEAH!!

FAMOUS?
You bet your patootie I am!! Check out what Don King once called my "multitudilicious quotationiacal offericiciousnessly ponderouslings..."

All you need do is check out the google.com search on me! My monkey-ass is all over the place! Me on other pages, quoted in the news, etc.

[Zack Attack]

Looks like he may have simply changed directory names.

Try this address, it shows an index listing:
http://www.netaxs.com/~jeric/

He's even co-written a movie :) Cinema Verite

[Saundra Duffy]

Figures.

[Registered]

Shhhhhh. Please.

[aruanan]

So he's that little pointy-eared thing that crawls all over Jabba the Hut?

[Timesink]

Looks like he may have simply changed directory names.

I wonder why he suddenly thinks he has something to hide...LOL! I'll bet he and Jabba will be having a little meeting soon!

[LarryLied]

Nadler was on FOX NEWS last night.Recovering_Democrat posted this thread on his appearance:

JERROLD NADLER RUNNING SCARED ON HANNITY AND COLMES!! HILARIOUS!! ^

I replied on that thread HERE and mentioned Eric's website.

No, I do not spend my time searching the net finding dirt on people based on their heritage. I do always search on those who are a topic of discussion. Adding information to posts in the whole point of FR.

btw...Jews for Morality says of the congressman, "Nadler enthusiastically backs the entire gay, abortion, and pornography 'rights' agenda. - a person who tramples upon Hashem's Torah Hakedoshah. Nadler is a relentless enemy of Judaism."

Registered is correct. If a Republican staffer said the things Eric has said about other religions and races, he would be in big trouble. Probably fired within days.

[VinnyTex]

Larry, the site has vanished! :>)

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Registered is correct. If a Republican staffer said the things Eric has said about other religions and races, he would be in big trouble. Probably fired within days.

Nail on the head. Outstanding find, Larry. I've been digging it all day, and I forwarded around the URL to everyone I correspond with. Quite frankly, the fact that this arrogant, immature, self-aggrandizing little prick is a staffer for a US Representative irritates the %!)#^%!#%ing %^!#*(%^!)# out of me.

[TC Rider]

Larry, the site has vanished! :>)

Looky here...

Eric

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

And just to think our tax dollars are paying this guy's salary!

[SwinusMaximus]

>Would a "Whois" search on this site be of use?

The only thing WHOIS is going to tell you is who the owner of the Domain is, not who owns this particular piece of it.

I'm sure the truth will come out, one way or another, in the next day or two.

[kstewskis]

What a freakin' visual. Sounds like he caught a venereal disease from his boss.

Brrr. That visual grosses me out.

BTW, I wonder how hard it is finding a business suit the size of a Volkswagen.

[PJ-Comix]

Look what Barney Frank got away with.

A gay prostitution ring run out of the basement of his house. Of course, Barney denied any knowledge of the activities despite dozens of strange young men entering and leaving his house every day.

[LarryLied]

Quite frankly, the fact that this arrogant, immature, self-aggrandizing little prick is a staffer for a US Representative irritates the %!)#^%!#%ing %^!#*(%^!)# out of me.

Really grates doesn't it? This arrogant punk probably makes more than most people who pay taxes to fund his salary. I know a guy who throws newspapers for a living and is being hounded by the IRS for taxes his subsistence salary. The political class is despicable.

Oldeconomybuyer;KLT...Thanks for posting the following a while back:

NADLER BEHIND LETHAL-HEIST PARDON! ^

New York Post ^ | 1-23-01
Deborah Orin, Leonard Greene, Devlin Barrett

A Manhattan congressman and his rabbi played a crucial role in President Clinton's controversial pardon of former Weather Underground member Susan Rosenberg, aides said yesterday. Rabbi J. Rolando Matalon of Temple B'nai Jeshurun showed Democratic Rep. Jerrold Nadler "compelling information from [Rosenberg's] parole hearing" and "passed on the concerns of her family," said Nadler spokesman Eric Schmeltzer. . . .

How Jerrold Nadler (D-NY) Voted on Counter-Terrorism HR 2703

Counter-terrorism - The bombing of the Oklahoma City Federal Building lifted from obscurity a Clinton Administration proposal to increase the powers of law enforcement in the name of fighting terrorism. The measure gave the government the power to use secret evidence to deport immigrants it accuses of being "terrorists" and to exclude aliens merely because they are members of a disfavored foreign group. The bill won approval in the Senate by a vote of 91 to 8 and a vote of 293 to 133 in the House.

The ACLU Urged a Vote Against the legislation and Jerrold Nadler (D-NY) who represents lower Manhattan, NY voted AGAINST this legislation.

[PJ-Comix]

YOWZA!!! I just check out the UseNet archives and there are lots of Usenet posting by and about Schmeltzer. Check it out HERE.

[Registered]

Wanna help nail this little squirt?

[#3Fan]

After reading this, it's easy to see that the reports of the Democratic underlings to the Clintons urinating in the White House offices on their last day are probably true. Is there any doubt that the Democrats are at the same level as animals.

[PJ-Comix]

Wanna help nail this little squirt?

I think he already nailed himself. Just wait until Al Sharpton makes mincemeat of him.

[KLT]

The ACLU Urged a Vote Against the legislation and Jerrold Nadler (D-NY) who represents lower Manhattan, NY voted AGAINST this legislation.

"JERROLD NADLER - who astonishes medical science with how he manages to live without having a neck. The State Executioner at a Midwest prison said, "If I ever had to hang that guy I'd have to put the rope under his arms."
Thank you Norm Liebman...we can always count on your accurate descriptions...

[PJ-Comix]

I wonder if the NY Post will carry a story about Schmeltzer tomorrow. If so, they should refer to him by his correct name (as preferred by himself): Long Dong Schmeltzer.