Washington Man Arrested in Garage Cleaning Incident

CNSNews.com ^ | April 23, 2002 | Dover Smeed

[headsonpikes]

"...hateful destruction of arachnid habitat...: BTTT!

Caught in a web of lies and hate, these anti-spider types must be purged from society!!!

...and their precious bodily fluids drained for spider orphans to consume. ;^)

[Gargantua]

It's like I'm always reminding my wife... brooms don't kill; people do.

Have the spiders stopped screaming, Clarice? ;-)

[Phantom Lord]

This may be satire, but this is what would happen to you if an endangered species or "habitat" was found on your property. While this article is presented as a joke, it is NOT a joke. It is real.

[Charles Martel]

Please tell me this is satire.

Yes, it is indeed. Go search the CNSNews website; they have several classics about Gore on the campaign trail, being pursued by "possessed" muscle cars, hot rod snowmobiles and antique farm tractors. I don't recall if it is the same author, but it may well be.

[ArrogantBustard]

Shoot, shovel, and shut up.

[tracer]

When brooms are outlawed, only Hillary!! will have a broom.....

[Jonah Hex]

Actually, I first thought of Hudson from "Aliens".

"Is this going to be a stand-up fight, sir, or another bug hunt?"

[Constitution Day]

Go search the CNSNews website; they have several classics about Gore on the campaign trail, being pursued by "possessed" muscle cars...

I think FReeper "IowaHawk" wrote that one.
I saw it reposted to commemorate Earth Day.

[galt-jw]

arent there enough real examples of the loss of property rights in the US?

If you think you own your property, which is taxed (so who owns it?), not if some elite bug or animal lives there.

[Andyman]

If only they had quoted they guy's wife, Charlotte.

Condyle, Colulus, Thorax, and Clypeus are all parts of a spider's body.

[Constitution Day]

Earth Day Iowahawk: VP Gore Attacked By Angry Muscle Cars

[Jonah Hex]

Let's try this again, shall we?

"Game over, man, GAME OVER!"

[d14truth]

Would cranial spaces in the liberal mind be considered arachnid habitat? That would be my only conclusion as to why those 'eggheads' haven't been 'cleaned out' since the '40s.

[DainBramage]

"It had to be done" he said. "It already ate one of my kids!"

[d14truth]

Thank you for the creativity 'ping'

[alnick]

Obviously satire, but a small preview of what the U.S. under a Gore presidency might be like.

[Quix]

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE TELL US IT'S SATIRE!!!

[dglang]

is that anything like arabnaphobia.

[Pagey]

A fine point too;perhaps they could spend a little more time on keeping the "Import of Heroin" into their state DOWN too....naaaaaaah,why would they bother....<----Sarcasm LOL