[Charles Martel]

Please tell me this is satire.

Yes, it is indeed. Go search the CNSNews website; they have several classics about Gore on the campaign trail, being pursued by "possessed" muscle cars, hot rod snowmobiles and antique farm tractors. I don't recall if it is the same author, but it may well be.

[Constitution Day]

Go search the CNSNews website; they have several classics about Gore on the campaign trail, being pursued by "possessed" muscle cars...

I think FReeper "IowaHawk" wrote that one.
I saw it reposted to commemorate Earth Day.

[Constitution Day]

Earth Day Iowahawk: VP Gore Attacked By Angry Muscle Cars