Posted on 04/12/2002 7:57:58 AM PDT by Texaggie79
A San Francisco crack cocaine dealer gave himself six months in jail after a judge told him he had to sentence himself.
Judge James Warren gave crack cocaine dealer Albert Brown his gown and told him he was his own judge.
Brown also ordered himself to change his ways for the sake of his children and to stay away from the area where he was arrested.
The judge said he was planning the same sentence.
He told Brown: "This is your life and you are your own judge." He faced a maximum five-year sentence.
Judge Warren said Brown "was very good at lecturing himself. Maybe this time it will stick."
He gave Brown a transcript of his self-imposed sentence "just in case he forgets".
Fifty-five
That's the spirtit. Now what you have to do is drink a fifth of tequila and then sit in a sauna for a couple of hours. Get a good sweat going and all the bad spirits will leave your body.
Then eat a bunch of prunes.
You owe me four squirrels.
It's not, but it's normally a good indicator (I think it's around 90% correct), but you can get both false +'s and -'s. He should have ran another culture from your throat for the lab to grow and check, but was probably trying to save you the lab fees. Now that I have ALL the information, I concur, you probably had some sort of bacterial infection (maybe not strep though). Glad to hear your feeling better.
Does it ever end?! lol
It should :-)
Rest+fluids+rest+fluids+rest+fluids . . . you get the picture :-)
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