[Howlin]

*****If this turn out to be true...

***COMING TO A GENERAL INTERST THREAD NEAR YOU***

Mr. and Mrs. William Jefferon Clinton
request the honour of your presence
at the
Wedding of their daugher, Chelsea


***Thread***

If this turns out to be true, we most certainly WILL have a thread running from day to day in the General Interest Forum. This is a social and political event that the people of Free Repubic cannot possibly afford to let pass them by.

As a beginning, we, of course, will ask Miss Marple to be our protocol expert; we are asking codebreaker, mountaineer and daisyscarlett to be our head "news/gossip" reporters. I will be asking kcvl and Dog to be our chief investigators, since they both can find absolutely everything on the internet. We'll be needing LOTS of investigation into the backgrounds, views, opinions of the bridal party, the guest, and, needless to say, we'll all have to scout through the news, i.e. newspapers, radio, and TV, to find out what is saying what to whom about whom!

We will be depending on seamole and backhoe to set us up a bump list, of course. And is there any doubt that we ask Dales to keep up with the "cash flow?" HAL9000 will be pinged to keep us up to date on who is who and what they may possibly be guilty of, as well as any tax problems the upcoming event may drag the Clintons into! We will enlist the expert techniques of kristinn and Angelwood and ironman to advice and information on the facilities and their "insider" information. We will be depending on hole_n_one and Luis Gonzalez for "screen shots."

There will be PLENTY of work for everybody to do! And we are depending on you for any items you hear, or any suggestions you may have.

If you have ping lists, use them, please!

DISCLAIMER and/or WARNING: Malcontents and disruptors will be suitably trashed.

[hole_n_one]

I'm going to Sears right now to get fitted for a tux........

[codebreaker]

Well put, knowing the Clintons the wedding preparations may have to filed under Crime/Corruption!

[Howlin]

Your ping list is requested!

[backhoe]

Oh dearie me! What to use for a graphic?

[RnMomof7]

As a beginning, we, of course, will ask Miss Marple to be our protocol expert; we are asking codebreaker, mountaineer and daisyscarlett to be our head "news/gossip" reporters. I will be asking kcvl and Dog to be our chief investigators, since they both can find absolutely everything on the internet. We'll be needing LOTS of investigation into the backgrounds, views, opinions of the bridal party, the guest, and, needless to say, we'll all have to scout through the news, i.e. newspapers, radio, and TV, to find out what is saying what to whom about whom!

I am tuning up my voice to sing "Here comes the Bride...yada yada...we get to save the Secret agent money cha cha cha"....here come the Bride,all dressed in " OOOOHHHmy goodness moms black pantsuit...oppppppppppssssss

[Fintan]

I'd like to offer the services of Hillary's Lovely Legs and myself to cover the star-studded gala reception at Friendly's.

[Mo1]

***COMING TO A GENERAL INTERST THREAD NEAR YOU***

OMG .. you are a riot .. lol

[Snow Bunny]

LOL,. what fun Howlin ! Good Lord can we nevert get rid of Clinton;s and their ilk from the news. ROTFL

I loved your post Howlin. hahaahha good one.

[callisto]

Thanks for the ping. Bookmarking the thread, Howlin. This should be good!

[PhiKapMom]

I have been reading this thread and laughing my head off! Hope we attack Sadaam on the day of the announcement and throw him out of power the day before the wedding!

[anniegetyourgun]

Bubba thinks this kid is a "decent man" - as if he would know anything about decency. If these two wed, I give 'em no more than 8 years.