Clinton Daughter to Announce Wedding Engagement in June

San Francisco Examiner ^ | Week of April 4, 2002 | P.J. Corkery

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Daddy Bill Clinton took his daughter and her beau, the pride of Belvedere Ca., Ian Klaus, around the new Tate Modern Art Gallery in London last week.

Says a conviently placed Londoner to a London paper, 'President Clinton seemed comfortable with Ian and glad that his daughter found a decent man.'

The trio toured the galleries with the rest of the public, but with a security detail of 12

Bubba bought drinks for the young couple.

Chelsea and Ian, who met at a rally of students at Oxford post-9/11, are expected to announce their engagement by June

In case you are wondering, Klaus's parents, the eminent and respectable Robin and Patricia of Belvedere, are both longtime Democrats.

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The gossip today in the New Yorl Post was that Oxford is fed up with Chelsea missing class, and that she is really pushing the limit..

[Miss Marple]

Well, we know it won't be at Sally Quinn's house! Ha!

I am sorry to say this, but I am certain they will use the National Cathedral. Lynda Bird Johnson was married to Chuck Robb there, so I know it is used for weddings, and besides, the pastor is a woman priest (perfect for Hillary) and no other place will accomodate the crowd of guests they will invite. You KNOW they will invite plenty of Hollywood people (look how they have sucked up to Madonna et al) and the stars will be HAPPY to accomodate them with their attendance, so as to make a PUBLIC display of support for the Clintons.

Any Republicans invited will be placed on the spot of having to attend and be used or decline and be castigated by the press. Any criticism will be framed as "mean-spirited."

They will invite President Bush in order to show how magnanimous they are, and for security reasons he will have to decline, so that he can be portrayed as divisive.

I bet they have been planning this for months. Hillary will have a massive make-over and more bo-tox injections so that she can look "radiant."

I repeat, I am hoping we bomb Iraq the night before.

[Paulus Invictus]

And who cares, really?

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Mega Hurl!!

The Queen Hillary I in Easter Blue or pepto pantsuit and Moncia in her Navy Gap Dress from the 'Smithsonian Impeachment Collection 95-98..'

[Howlin]

Wasn't one of those Gore girls married there?

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Inless this Ian person is Roman Catholic I do not think this will happen. Catholics won't be happy with their religion being further desecrated with the Clinton's fake presence. (If the Clinton politico DOES work this out through the Kennedys they will probably desecrate further and receive Holy Communion.

[Miss Marple]

I think the National Cathedral is Epicopalian.

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The question is will CNN and MSNBC carry the whole tawdry affair live?

My solution is to time it to the very last moment when the 'Toon is about to give his daughter away and then start dropping the kitchen sink on Baghdad-the look on Bubbas face will be priceless.

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At least we know that Monica's special dress has been to the cleaners..

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I think it was the eldest Gore girl, Karenna..who is making noise now about running for office in Tennessee.

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ping

[Howlin]

Right! I remember the pictures of them on the front steps, right?

[El Gato]

'President Clinton seemed comfortable with Ian and glad that his daughter found a decent man.'

If true she is inded lucky, she could have ended up with somelike dear old dad.

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bttt

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Interesting point I think the Hollywood connection will be played up here becuase this is indeed the first time that the liberals will have a political party/shindig since 9/11.

This could be a real partisan deal for the 'Rats.

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Here is a shot of the 'young lovers' after a hot session of 'doing the nasty' up at Oxford, just like a true Clinton or is it a Hubble?

Chelsea's X is heart broken, however.

[Miss Marple]

Every effort must be made to emphasize the vulgarity and mock them. I am serious. I want the stars to decline in DROVES because of fears of adverse publicity. I want studio heads to assign people to out-of-the-way locations.

The Oprah brouhaha was just the first of a wave of Hollywood stunts to dis the President, and that is what this deal will be.

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At least Chelsea will have a designer dress to wear for her wedding, I wouldnt trust Versace though-the montrosity could be a Hall of Fame worthy Oscar 'worst dressed' moment!

[Fintan]

Can we think of some engagement gifts for the happy couple?

A Monica Lewinsky designer handbag and a blue Gap dress. Who gets which doesn't matter.

Oh, and some D cell batteries

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Was this Chelsea advising on Middle East policy?