USO Canteen Freeper Style Show...Thursday 04-04-02

04/04/02 | Billie (Original Thread written by SnowBunny and Graphics by Billie returns tomorrow)

[Billie]

The Thin Man's Spring Spectacular
USO Canteen
Freeper Style Show Extravaganza

It's the event you've all been waiting for...and we pulled out all the stops.  The guest list is staggering, the food fabulous, and the fashions are breathtaking. Just a few of the guests seen mingling before the show include: Jim Robinson; John Robinson; JustAmy; Aeronaut; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; COB1; DiverDave; lodwick; Lonnie; ST.LOUIE1; 4TheFlag; The Thin Man; HiJinx; g'nad; Blackie; HighWheeler; dansangel; B4Ranch; LBGA; Howlin; lowbridge; CoolGuy; gonzo; Phil V.; Terry's Take; AFVetGal; JohnHuang2; Barnacle; gunnrmike; Lancey Howard; Long Cut; tet68; T'wit; OldChinaHand; logos; bosniajmc; archy; davidosborne; JohnD9207; connectthedots; razorback-bert; Beowolf; Wattsmag2; The Mayor; Mustang; RangerVetNam; Sk1Thurman; kd5cts; rangerx; JoeSixPack1; Delta 21; gwmoore; Norb2569; RaceBannon; USMC Vet; NorCoGOP; RightOnline; SERE_Doc; onedoug; Joe 6-pack; Vets_Husband_and_Wife; WVNan; Fiddlstix; Lee'sGhost; CheneyChick; ohioWfan; ru4liberty; bogie; uglybiker; gatorgirl; SLB; Desert Lizard; Freedom'sWorthIt; Severa; MeeknMing; Mudboy Slim; Excuse_My_Bellicosity; Euro-American Scum; oldvike; NCEaglette; spectr17; conserve-it; SwedeGirl; kayak; CyberLiberty; Slip18; deadhead; BeforeISleep; philman_36; Slam; 007; Endeavor; aomagrat; TheBigB; RadioAstronomer; Bahbah; xp38; mystomachisturning; and many more were waiting in line at the front door. It's going to be a great show.....ready to get started?

I think Beamer wants to say hi. Beamer is the Canteen Mascot.

Let me introduce you to the man who will be introducing the models momentarily. Looking every bit as smashing as the models, I give you the inimitable Mr. SAMWolf. Take it away, Sam!

Our first model is.....uh-oh... looks like they're not quite ready for prime time. Say, have you heard the one about....?

Here's Whoever, looking like the vision she is, or is that.... isn't?

Mama_Bear's looking like one fine Mama, isn't she? Something about those California bears!

I tell you, that DaisyScarlett doesn't just look good, she can COOK, too!

Everybody loves a redhead! Here's the Canteen's sassy redhead, SassyMom....

Ah, Victoria Delsoul.....with a name like that, you know she's gotta be beautiful.....

Do blondes have more fun? This one certainly does, and is more fun to be around than anybunny could ever imagine......SnowBunny, Canteen Hostess Extraordinaire!

Here's the other Canteen Hostess, Billie. She's the ornery one, you can tell by the way she moves, you don't wanna cross her. (Watch those graphics - not too big, please!)

Thought you might like to see some of the ladies responsible for keeping the Canteen kitchen full of surprises. That's Mountaineer on the left, then Iowa Granny, and uh....who is that on the right....oh, that's who on the right.

One last look at some of the lovely ladies of the Canteen, and then we'll......
GUYS! Oh, geez, GUYS! Louie, Diver, what th'?.......

Ok, let's try again....Left to right below are some of the lovely ladies who grace the Canteen regularly with their presence, their wit, charm, talents, prayers and support for our troops: Mountaineer, Victoria Delsoul, LadyX, Whoever, D4now, Snow Bunny, Aquamarine, Teacup, SusanUSA, DaisyScarlett, Iowa Granny, SassyMom, Mama_Bear, Spookbrat, and Billie.

CREDITS

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Air and Ground Transportation:

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Flowers:

ST.LOUIE1

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Advertising and Promotional:

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Set Design:

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Animals on Loan from:

[MistyCA]

Thanks!

[The Thin Man]

Skinny, you have been authorized to use the cyber money tree out back. Up to a limit, of course. We can't let you run rampant here.

That's very kind of you who, but I've just planted my own money tree with bigger denominations.

[SAMWolf]

Best I could do on short notice.

[whoever]

..short white hair, a bit on the plump side, glasses, black robe..

That is not quite the picture we have, I am sure. We see a streak of lightning, hither and yon, going about the Lord's work 24/7.

Good to see you, if only for a brief period. Most folks are worn out after the "big show" today.

May I get you some tea, hot chocolate? anything?

[MistyCA]

So glad to see you back, safe and sound! Isn't the thread great today? The fashion show was very special!

I look forward to reading about your day!

[WVNan]

O.K. SAM, it's all right here in "Almost Heaven" West Virginia. Cheap living. Low taxes. Conservative people (even the Dems). We live in a small town on Main Street. We bought a 10 room house, plus three baths and a full basement for $48,000. Hardly any yard to mow. The back yard is mostly patio and parking/carport. One side is the Presbyterian Church and the other is another large house with a wonderful family that we adore. We even share the cat. The many town parades pass by our front porch where we sit and wave to everyone. It's a great place to live. There are lots of country places to buy around here.

[SAMWolf]

"Almost Heaven"

One of my favorite songs. Good driving music.

[MistyCA]

Oh, the simplicity is splendid!

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

"We live in a small town on Main Street."

The backbone of American society!

[WVNan]

Hehehe. SA...AM! Wonder what my congregation would say if I showed up in that outfit? It's almost fun to imagine. I think that was my "former" self you found there sweetie.

[Mama_Bear]

Have you ever seen Santa Barbara with snow in the mountains?

Yes, just beautiful! I have such wonderful memories of living there. I learned to drive in Hope Ranch. And I spent so many hours helping my husband with his photography projects. Gosh, what a trip down memory lane. :-)

[MistyCA]

LOL! Glad to see you!

[WVNan]

Thank you for the offer who, but I'm off to bed pretty soon.

[SAMWolf]

At the Canteen we show what people look like on the inside.

[MistyCA]

wow, your town sounds like "almost heaven" for sure!

[Snow Bunny]

hi WVNan, good to see you.

[SAMWolf]

Well morning comes early. Good night all.
Great Fashion show and I hope all you ladies enjoyed the "After the Show" Dinner.

[whoever]

Well, then, I will be off to keep an appointment with Mr. DeFrag.

May God richly bless each and every one of you, dear friends.

[whoever]

Sorry that I overlooked you two. May He richly bless each of you.

[WVNan]

Hummm....if that's the way I look on the inside I think I'll keep her. Actually, my former self was a beautiful brunette. My hair was "black as a crow's wing and straight as a string." It was long. Reached down to my knees. Back then I really showed my native American ancestry. Beauty was my downfall. I suffered from the sin of pride so the Lord gave me reason not to be prideful, and sweetened my spirit. I'm a much better person now.