[WVNan]

O.K. SAM, it's all right here in "Almost Heaven" West Virginia. Cheap living. Low taxes. Conservative people (even the Dems). We live in a small town on Main Street. We bought a 10 room house, plus three baths and a full basement for $48,000. Hardly any yard to mow. The back yard is mostly patio and parking/carport. One side is the Presbyterian Church and the other is another large house with a wonderful family that we adore. We even share the cat. The many town parades pass by our front porch where we sit and wave to everyone. It's a great place to live. There are lots of country places to buy around here.

[SAMWolf]

"Almost Heaven"

One of my favorite songs. Good driving music.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

"We live in a small town on Main Street."

The backbone of American society!

[MistyCA]

wow, your town sounds like "almost heaven" for sure!