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Enter the Idiot (Michael Moore)
Cornell Daily Sun ^ | 4/3/02 | Aaron Page

Posted on 04/03/2002 7:52:52 AM PST by jalisco555

Jonah Goldberg has referred to Michael Moore, who is speaking to Cornellians today, as a professional idiot. And this phrase is quite possibly the best way to describe his motives and actions. Put simply, he has earned millions of dollars by concocting creative ways to act foolish.

With the possible exception of Jerry Falwell, he is the best-known professional idiot in the country. But whereas Falwell keeps busy accusing popular children's TV characters of being homosexual, Moore has other interests. He keeps busy spouting mercantilist trade theory that has not been given any serious academic credence since the days of the Corn Laws, and arguing for an employment system that has not existed since the days of Soviet Russia.

Were this another type of speaker, even one advocating for similar extreme policies, it would be possible to debate his arguments, finding areas of agreement and points of contention. But historically with Moore, such sensible consideration is impossible. He rants, raves, and carries on -- producing an impressive volume of word-space but little substance or actual argumentation. And while it is difficult to consolidate the collective sum of Moore's foolishness into one column, here are a few notable examples.

The day after Sept. 11, Moore wrote a column blaming America's previous actions for causing the attack. Though he did reserve at least some blame for the terrorists, much of his indignation was centered on how the terrorists killed 3,000 liberal voters (and not 3,000 innocent individuals). According to his daily posting, "if someone did this to get back at Bush, then they did so by killing thousands of people who DID NOT VOTE for him! Boston, New York, D.C., and the planes' destination of California -- these were places that voted AGAINST Bush." Presumably then, terrorist activity south of the Mason-Dixon is more morally acceptable.

During the Florida election battle, Cornell's esteemed guest speaker compared Republicans to Nazis. The comparison is so vile as to shock the conscious of any reasonable individual. Nonetheless, it merits mention. In referring to the Holocaust survivors who live in Florida, he wrote, "Sixty-two years ago tonight, the Holocaust began in full force on what was called Kristallnacht: A few [Jews] survived. I will not allow those who survived to come here to this 'land of the free' be abused again." Such a trivializing comment, comparing a dispute over legal interpretation of U.S. election law to the actual mass murder of 6,000,000 Jews, is truly incomprehensible.

And when Elian Gonzalez washed up on the Florida shore -- after his mother had drowned trying to escape Cuba for America -- Moore, never content with the mainstream, staked out a truly independent position. Some believed that Gonzalez's survival was an act of God and that it would be immoral to send him back to a Communist nation where his fundamental political and economic rights were vulnerable. Others pointed to the importance of respecting the international law, which mandated a return to his loving father in Cuba. But in his "Apology to Elian," Moore divined the intentions of a dead person and became the only American to publicly blame Elian's deceased mother's greed for causing the situation. "The truth is your mother and her boyfriend snatched you and put you on that death boat because they simply wanted to make more money," he said.

Now, Moore should feel free to rant and write to his heart's content. But speaking normatively, the man does not deserve an invitation to go bowling with the Rotary Club, let alone to give an address at an Ivy League school. He is being given an air of undeserved intellectual respectability, and Cornell is being used as an unwitting tool. That serious scholars or students are willing to pay him to ramble is disgraceful. Even more disturbing is the amount he is being paid. Moore is collecting $10,000 for an hour or two of his time at this University, and he'll be sure to plug his new book on at least a few occasions.

So if you attend today, raise some tough questions. Quiz him as to why he thinks it matters whether Democrats, Republicans or Independents were killed in the World Trade Center. Find out if he wants to reconsider his implicit comparison between Theodore Olson (Bush's attorney in the Florida dispute whose wife was onboard one of the downed planes on Sept. 11) and Himmler. Ask him if he'd rather live under the leadership of Fidel Castro or that of George W. Bush. Watch him justify his previous comments, and see how convincing he sounds. Or just use the material here to give him a greeting Lynah style -- by crumpling up this article and throwing it at his head. Given some of his previous comments, such a reaction would be quite appropriate.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: cornell; michaelmoore
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To: big ern
Where is Cornell located, New York?

Ithaca, NY, in the Finger Lakes region, "far above Cayuga's waters". A place of truly breathtaking beauty.

21 posted on 04/03/2002 8:25:07 AM PST by jalisco555
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To: martin_fierro
And what's more, his fawning fans think that he gives away his extra money. Anyone have photos of his million dollar estates?
22 posted on 04/03/2002 8:31:48 AM PST by weegee
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To: Clemenza;big ern;GovernsLeastGovernsBest;LibKill;bentfeather;gaspar;Native New Yorker;drjimmy...
The Ithaca Journal said that Moore was also going to do a book signing downtown.

According to Moore's Web Site, he is appearing today, April 3rd, 5:00 PM, at the State Theater, 116 N. Cayuga Street, Ithaca, NY 14850, 1.607.273.4497 (info, directions).

So Moore has sufficient support in Ithaca to justify two separate appearances.

Ithaca is the City of Evil.

23 posted on 04/03/2002 8:37:04 AM PST by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: Clemenza
Keep an eye out for the "Rolling Thunder" tour with the combined DUh masses of Michael Moore, Molly Ivins, and Jim Hightower (as well as Jesse Jackson Jr. of the "JJJ").

One stop Freepin'!

24 posted on 04/03/2002 8:39:54 AM PST by weegee
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To: Clemenza
Much as I disagree with Falwell, the author makes a mistaken assumption. Falwell only jumped on "Tinky-Winky" AFTER he had become an icon in the British homosexual community.

In addition, I think Newsweek mentioned the same thing before Falwell.

That said, it is impossible to watch Teletubbies without coming to the conclusion that Tinky-Winky is, in fact, gay. A couple of years ago, when my daughter was a year old, I saw quite a few Teletubbies episodes. Tinky Winky runs around fixated on his patent leather ladies' hand bag, and in one episode, couldn't wait for his turn to put on a ballerina tu-tu. By contrast, the other male Teletubby named Dipsy (a manly little chap) ran away rather than put the thing on when it was his turn.

(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

25 posted on 04/03/2002 8:57:17 AM PST by Maceman
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To: KS Flyover
He looks like Rosie with a beard.
26 posted on 04/03/2002 9:04:42 AM PST by Constitutional Patriot
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To: jalisco555
"A place of truly breathtaking beauty"

Indeed. I was at Cornell for a wedding 8 years ago and I still tell people that it is the most beautiful campus I have ever visited.

27 posted on 04/03/2002 9:08:32 AM PST by Constitutional Patriot
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To: jalisco555
Professional Idiot, Michael Moore I like that

But I want to propose a new term for Michael Moore's fan/follower: "Mo(o)rons"

While it is pronounced like Morons

I think the "Mo(o)rons" spelling fit him and his fans better using the: (o) aka "The Big Asshole" letter

28 posted on 04/03/2002 9:14:02 AM PST by tophat9000
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To: jalisco555
Moore is a professional idot, and gadfly!

Although I hate most of what comes out of his mouth as political commentary, I do find him amusing at times. After all anyone who makes a movie and has a segment in it on the economic hardship of unemployed folks and what they will do to try to earn money, entitled "bunny's pets or meat," has to have a really bizarre view of life. While Life with Roger is dumb and boring, Moore is at heart a cross between a populists and a Marxist

29 posted on 04/03/2002 9:17:27 AM PST by Robert357
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To: jalisco555

One Moore stupid white man


30 posted on 04/03/2002 9:19:35 AM PST by henbane
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To: henbane
At first I thought that was Janet Reno.
31 posted on 04/03/2002 9:25:36 AM PST by Steve0113
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To: jalisco555
Enter the Idiot, what moore can be said?
32 posted on 04/03/2002 9:39:12 AM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: tophat9000
You might also consider using Michael M*rons.

Just remember to use a larger font size for the big *holes...

33 posted on 04/03/2002 9:44:02 AM PST by weegee
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To: henbane
Can't fool me, that's not really his body (like when a model's body was attached to Oprah Whinfrey's head).
34 posted on 04/03/2002 9:47:01 AM PST by weegee
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To: Behind Liberal Lines
So Moore has sufficient support in Ithaca to justify two separate appearances.

There must be a methadone clinic nearby.

Why do you call Ithaca a "City of Evil"

35 posted on 04/03/2002 9:47:02 AM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
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To: weegee
You might also consider using Michael M*rons.

Just remember to use a larger font size for the big *holes...

My 17" monitor can't display a fout THAT big:>

36 posted on 04/03/2002 9:48:10 AM PST by tophat9000
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To: jalisco555
I tried not to enter this thread but I couldn't help it.
Michael Moore is like a huge car wreck, and
I'm just waiting for the tow truck to arrive.
37 posted on 04/03/2002 9:50:06 AM PST by Slyfox
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To: Tis The Time''s Plague
Thanks for the link. We need some good posters from FR to go over there and set these morons straight. What these people believe is down right sick.
38 posted on 04/03/2002 9:54:06 AM PST by smithson
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To: smithson
I looked at one of the forum threads. Looks like a lot of DUh posters (the icons in the messages, the *#%^&@ ^$@#&# F*$^@# profanity that makes the Sopranos look like an after school special).

I haven't looked at Moore's online rants in months either.

39 posted on 04/03/2002 10:05:29 AM PST by weegee
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To: Valin
"A tale told by an idiot signifying nothing."
40 posted on 04/03/2002 10:21:32 AM PST by stimulate
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