"Crusty the Pantsuit": A Shrine to the Woman in Black

March 24, 2002 | Charlie Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
(To the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")

Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you'd discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.

Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev'ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
"Black is slimming, so they say."

She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .

Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
"We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary."

Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.

Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!

Charlie Henrickson

[Pagey]

I finally gave in and am not ashamed to admit I just sang this song to myself,and found myself LMAO.Thank You for that.She is the worst and that is one hell of a great song!

[SerpentDove]

WAY TO GO, CHARLIE!!!

Tears are literally rolling down my cheeks from laughter. That's your best yet!

[SerpentDove]

My favorite line:

She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .

[let freedom sing]

When Irish Eyes are Smiling... LOL

[friendly]

LOL

[HAL9000]

It's the holiday season, and everytime I hear Frosty the Snowman playing, I think of this song.

[Charles Henrickson]

Thanks for the Yuletide bump for the "Crusty the Pantsuit" song. 'Tis the season to beat Hilly.

[GWfan]

Oh my! A fellow freeper posted to me yesterday that he saw a naked Hillary vomiting outside the window at 3 am (during the college years). I'll try to find the person and ping them here.

[GWfan]

ping! I thought you might have a laugh here. Maybe you could relate your naked Hillary story and make us appreciate ole crusty a little.