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"Crusty the Pantsuit": A Shrine to the Woman in Black
March 24, 2002 | Charlie Henrickson

Posted on 03/24/2002 12:04:52 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
(To the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")

Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you'd discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.

Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev'ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
"Black is slimming, so they say."

She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .

Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
"We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary."

Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.

Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!

Charlie Henrickson


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: hillary; olecrusty; pantsuit
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To: Charles Henrickson
I finally gave in and am not ashamed to admit I just sang this song to myself,and found myself LMAO.Thank You for that.She is the worst and that is one hell of a great song!
61 posted on 04/16/2002 10:43:42 AM PDT by Pagey
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To: Charles Henrickson
WAY TO GO, CHARLIE!!!

Tears are literally rolling down my cheeks from laughter. That's your best yet!

62 posted on 04/16/2002 10:48:01 AM PDT by SerpentDove
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To: NYpeanut
My favorite line:

She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .

63 posted on 04/16/2002 10:48:59 AM PDT by SerpentDove
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To: Charles Henrickson
When Irish Eyes are Smiling... LOL
64 posted on 04/18/2002 3:53:42 PM PDT by let freedom sing
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To: matamoros
LOL
68 posted on 04/21/2002 3:24:01 PM PDT by friendly
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To: Charles Henrickson
It's the holiday season, and everytime I hear Frosty the Snowman playing, I think of this song.
69 posted on 12/14/2002 4:01:12 PM PST by HAL9000
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To: HAL9000
Thanks for the Yuletide bump for the "Crusty the Pantsuit" song. 'Tis the season to beat Hilly.
70 posted on 12/14/2002 7:54:04 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson
Oh my! A fellow freeper posted to me yesterday that he saw a naked Hillary vomiting outside the window at 3 am (during the college years). I'll try to find the person and ping them here.
71 posted on 12/14/2002 8:01:43 PM PST by GWfan
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To: muawiyah
ping! I thought you might have a laugh here. Maybe you could relate your naked Hillary story and make us appreciate ole crusty a little.
72 posted on 12/14/2002 8:05:49 PM PST by GWfan
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