Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole

My own silly thoughts ^ | 03/04/2002 | Constitution Day

[Constitution Day]

Thermobaric Bomb Destroys Hobbit Hole In a shocking development from Down Under, New Zealand's Air Force today used a thermobaric bomb to destroy the "Hobbit Hole" recently dug in Wellington. In a statement, the acting NZ Defence Minister, known simply as "GuillermoX", said "The Ministry hopes this will serve as a warning to all those who build such caves to conceal the terrorists in our country." He added, "Can anyone else look at the sun and see anything?" Carl Gifford, a stonemason from Wellington, says he used a 10-tonne digger to make the hole. Claims Mr Gifford, "I just got done building the chimney and lantern on top! I wasn't hurting anybody, honestly!" The house was a part of a series of stonework mounds, designs and sculptures dotted around his land, until they were all destroyed this evening. Mr Gifford was reported to have barely escaped through a dimensional door with his life. The fate of any Hobbits, Orcs, Elves, moose, cheese lovers, alien pirates or even terrorists who did not escape the Hole is currently unknown. Lord of the Rings fans were reportedly NOT amused. Disclaimer: Moderators and FReepers, This is HUMOR. Humor-impaired LOTR fans should stay in their Hobbit Hole. Further, GuillermoX has not endorsed this thread in any way. Please do not flame Constitution Day. He is only joking. He is only having a bit of fun and does not want to kill the Hobbit Hole thread... maybe just injure it a little.

[Constitution Day]

Any chance for a daisy cutter on the Green Dragon Inn?

They'll probably use a bunker-buster on that one.

[tacticalogic]

I love the smell of burning hobbit fur in the morning. It smells like...VICTORY!

[wimpycat]

ROFL! This is great! Thanks for posting it.

[KayEyeDoubleDee]

Hopefully, the Road Runner (or, heck, for that matter, Osama) was inside.

[billbears]

ROTFLMBO!!! Excellent. From a LOTR lover, this is the funniest I've read in awhile

[lavaroise]

Monica Lewinski, the human amoeba.

[HairOfTheDog]

I am reporting now from the Hobbit Hole, where contrary to earlier reports, we are just fine, and have in fact not been bombed.

I did burn some seed-cakes earlier, so if you saw some smoke, that may have been it!

[Diddle E. Squat]

Dang, whowouldathunkit, that hobbit hole thread has become the Freep version of the dancing hamsters webpage.

[maxwell]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Not the thermobaric bomb!!!

Bwahaha... Nice.

Went a bit overboard with the disclaimer didn't ya, dude... Are the ringgeeks that panty-twisted?

[shaggy eel]

,,, New Zealand's airforce? Which Cessna 172 was scrambled?

[dighton]

Mr Gifford was reported to have barely escaped through a dimensional door with his life.

Terrible, just terrible. Next time use a real weapon.

;-)

[Overtaxed]

Of course they didn't realize that it's protected by one of Gandalf's spells. :)

CD, how could you bomb my Hobbit Hole?

[blackbag]

The Hobbit hole is gone???

Long Live thw Hobbit Hole

[tacticalogic]

Which Cessna 172 was scrambled?

Both of them. This is BIG, dude!

[Diddle E. Squat]

I am reporting now from the Hobbit Hole

Dan Rather is a freeper?

[HairOfTheDog]

THE REPORTS OF OUR DEATHS HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXXAGERATED!

This is a lot of panic over some burned see-cakes... yeesh!

[HairOfTheDog]

I look nothing like Dan Rather! - Shame on you!

[Overtaxed]

Just don't break the dishes!

Smash the dishes and crack the plates.
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates

[NorseWood]

ping

[abner]

You are a bad, bad boy!