[HairOfTheDog]

I am reporting now from the Hobbit Hole, where contrary to earlier reports, we are just fine, and have in fact not been bombed.

I did burn some seed-cakes earlier, so if you saw some smoke, that may have been it!

[Overtaxed]

Of course they didn't realize that it's protected by one of Gandalf's spells. :)

CD, how could you bomb my Hobbit Hole?

[Diddle E. Squat]

I am reporting now from the Hobbit Hole

Dan Rather is a freeper?