Man stitches lips together after wife's sex talk complaint

Ananova ^ | 02/15/02

[Arkle]

A newlywed husband in southern India has stitched his lips together after his wife ordered him to stop swearing during sex.

His wife said she was sick of his habit and told him to shut up.

She says he looked like a monkey when she found him and wonders if she's married the right man.

Rudrappa Mugalkod, a 32-year old farmer from Karnataka's Kilabanur village, took the action when his wife Satyabhama complained after they'd had sex, the Patrike newspaper reports.

The paper says she asked him to "shut up" before rolling over in bed and going to sleep.

Her husband got up, sat at a table and stitched his lips together. His wife found him the next morning huddled in a corner and bleeding from the mouth.

"It was terrible. With his mouth sealed and face swollen he looked like a monkey. I'm beginning to wonder if I have married some kind of idiot. It's nice to have an obedient husband but I didn't realise he would go this far," she said.

Mr Mudalkod, who had the stitches removed at hospital, says he was too drunk to feel the pain.

"It was a simple matter really. She wanted me to seal my lips and I did just that to show how much I respected her wishes," he added.

[mgc1122]

ROTFLMAO ... truth is far more entertaining than fiction.

[DainBramage]

"Seven hundred bazillion people in this country, and I ended up with Him", she was heard to mumble.

[chainsaw]

I'm beginning to wonder if I have married some kind of idiot.

Beginning?

[Neets]

Oh boy...I can't say it...really, I want to sooooooo bad....but I can't....

[NoCurrentFreeperByThatName]

"It was terrible. With his mouth sealed and face swollen he looked like a monkey. I'm beginning to wonder if I have married some kind of idiot. It's nice to have an obedient husband but I didn't realise he would go this far," she said.

LOL!

[xsmommy]

It's nice to have an obedient husband but I didn't realise he would go this far," she said.

this is too funny!

[ken5050]

Got a better one for you..About 10 years ago, in Rockland Country..just north of NYC, a gynecologist was going through a long and very acrimonious divorce. They'd been legally separated for some years, but were still battling over the financial terms of the divorce. The son to be ex-wife needed a hysterectomy, so she went to wone of the doctors in her husbands medical group to do the surgery, obviously looking for the professional courtesy discount...

Anywho, she has the surgery, she's laying on the OR table, still sedated, about to be moved to the recovery room, when, her husband, who's just finished operating in an adjacent OR, walks by, sees his wife laying there, sneaks into the room, and SEWS UP HER VAGINA.....

Ya couldn't make it up.....front page in all the tabloids..wifey got a very big settlement....

[Alouette]

It's nice to have an obedient husband but I didn't realise he would go this far," she said.

Hey, don't complain!

[Cincinatus' Wife]

I'm beginning to wonder if I have married some kind of idiot.

HA HA HA HA

[Cagey]

Oh boy...I can't say it...really, I want to sooooooo bad....but I can't....

I'll cut the sutures for ya....................now you can.

[Neets]

SIGHHHHHHHHHHHH ok....you made me do it.....

Maybe the wifes real complaint was that he wasn't quite the cunning linquist.

Leaves to go sit back in the corner now.

[Focault's Pendulum]

Oh boy...I can't say it...really, I want to sooooooo bad....but I can't

I believe I was thinking the very same thing.

[Focault's Pendulum]

Leaves to go sit back in the corner now.

Yep! I was.

[Neets]

GMTA????? (although some would disagree about the "GREAT" part LOL)

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Holy smokes. See, if I had tried that.... :)

[Focault's Pendulum]

GMTA?????

And I'm only on my first pot of coffee. I shudder to think what will happen when the caffeine kicks in.

You realize that our telekinetic connection will eventually get us banned.

[Neets]

She wanted me to seal my lips and I did just that to show how much I respected her wishes," he added.

I can't help but think which of the two is the bigger idiot???