ROTFLMAO ... truth is far more entertaining than fiction.
Got a better one for you..About 10 years ago, in Rockland Country..just north of NYC, a gynecologist was going through a long and very acrimonious divorce. They'd been legally separated for some years, but were still battling over the financial terms of the divorce. The son to be ex-wife needed a hysterectomy, so she went to wone of the doctors in her husbands medical group to do the surgery, obviously looking for the professional courtesy discount...
Anywho, she has the surgery, she's laying on the OR table, still sedated, about to be moved to the recovery room, when, her husband, who's just finished operating in an adjacent OR, walks by, sees his wife laying there, sneaks into the room, and SEWS UP HER VAGINA.....
Ya couldn't make it up.....front page in all the tabloids..wifey got a very big settlement....