[mgc1122]

ROTFLMAO ... truth is far more entertaining than fiction.

[DainBramage]

"Seven hundred bazillion people in this country, and I ended up with Him", she was heard to mumble.

[chainsaw]

I'm beginning to wonder if I have married some kind of idiot.

Beginning?

[Neets]

Oh boy...I can't say it...really, I want to sooooooo bad....but I can't....

[NoCurrentFreeperByThatName]

"It was terrible. With his mouth sealed and face swollen he looked like a monkey. I'm beginning to wonder if I have married some kind of idiot. It's nice to have an obedient husband but I didn't realise he would go this far," she said.

LOL!

[xsmommy]

It's nice to have an obedient husband but I didn't realise he would go this far," she said.

this is too funny!

[Alouette]

It's nice to have an obedient husband but I didn't realise he would go this far," she said.

Hey, don't complain!

[Cincinatus' Wife]

I'm beginning to wonder if I have married some kind of idiot.

HA HA HA HA

[Labyrinthos]

How much do you want to bet that they "saved themselves" for the honeymoon? If they had screwed around before exchanging "I do's" then perhaps they could have avoided the inevitable divorce.

[Phantom Lord]

The paper says she asked him to "shut up" before rolling over in bed and going to sleep.

My wife does the same thing. But she does it BEFORE sex and therefor i get none.

[Teacher317]

Given a choice between a celibate marriage and altering their bodies, most men will opt for choice #2.

[FITZ]

Why did she let him have them unsewn?

[upchuck]

MEMO

To: Rudrappa

From: upchuck

Date: 2/15/02

Re: Next Time...