Posted on 02/09/2002 11:06:53 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
"Black I"
"Black II"
"Black III"
"Black IV"
"Black V"
"Black VI"
"Black VII"
McLowlife's "Global Crossing" Scandal!!"
BTW...I know where Terry McAuliffe lives...we must FReep him repeatedly this Spring, Summer, and Fall!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD
"Candidate for "Understatement of the Day"?"
When yer as dirty as T-Mac, the "appearance of impropriety" holds no sway whatsoever...all yer worried about is the legal implications, which is why--and where--we must make T-Mac and Clinton PAY!!
FReegards...MUD
Yep...just realizing we are "Right" in fighting for a decreased Federal Leviathan should give our folks the upper hand, but they seem soooo willing to compromise their Principles instead of defending them.
Principled Conservatism will rule the day once we empower enough Principled Conservatives in the Legislative and Executive Branches of the Federal Beast!!
FReegards...MUD
Succinctly--and wisely--put, mi amigo...MUD
I am not sure what Club for Growth says about Throckmorton, but I have read with interest what Chuck Muth has been saying about Chris Cannon in his daily "GOP News and Views." You may have met Muth at CPAC. Anyway, if half of what Chuck has been saying about this weasel Cannon is true, then we MUST support the opposition candidate in the primary.
...and...
"I shall return now to 'Lurking Mode'..."
Naaaaa.
Who ya kiddin', Son. :o)
It's like we live in a Brave New World where principles, loyalty, and character are gone. It's gonna take some blood on the steets for the whores to recognize what this country was founded on. Forget the fist. The only ones using the fist are those applying it as a symbol of triumph for communism.
When Mud goes into Lurking Mode, it's like when Rush goes on vacation.
1 - IT STIFLES FREE SPEECH! The restrictions this bill places on political advertising 60 days before an election and 30 days before a primary directly impact the freedom of speech guaranteed by the First Amendment.
2 - IT EMPOWERS INCUMBENTS! An out-of-office opponent's events are just politics, but anything the incumbent does is considered news.
3 - IT EMPOWERS THE MEDIA! While groups are restricted in putting on ads before an election, the broadcast media will increase its power to "educate" voters. TV and radio reporters have a long history of putting their own bias into candidate profiles and interviews, and they are highly selective about what they cover.
4 - IT DISCOURAGES VOTER PARTICIPATION! Campaign reform proponents say voter apathy and cynicism demands that the influence of "special interests" in politics be reduced. Voters are not cynical because of how much money is spent on election campaigns. They are cynical because they believe their elected officials rarely do what is best for the country, but more often do what is best to stay in office. AND BINGO! Campaign Finance Reform will help keep incumbents in office!
CALL PRESIDENT BUSH TODAY!
TELL HIM TO VETO CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM AND PROTECT YOUR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS!
WHITE HOUSE SWITCHBOARD: 202-456-1414
WHITE HOUSE FAX: 202-456-2461"
FReegards...MUD
Lord knows, I don't.
FReegards...MUD
Worth pondering...MUD
...make no mistake about that.
is a fact!
When Persuasion Fails, Try Bribery
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- Terry McAuliffe, DNC Chairman
Michael Jackson: makes sense, the Pedophile Lobby.
Tony Bennett: Well Tony's Sicilian & it is NYC, y'know?
k.d. lang: *Regular* & assorted Fruit Lobby a.ka. United Fudgepacker & Rugmuncher Coalition.
Bebe Winans: The look of this country best be done using a 28mm Fisheye; so I guess, the Food Lobby? :o)
Ruben Blades: huh...
Emcees Chris Tucker & Cicely Tyson: The Who Dat Lobby. {?}
Special Guest President Bill Clinton: Representing various private Laboratories specializing in DNA Research as well as representing both Kohler & American Standard sink manufacturers.
Jesus!
Those people!
Makes me wanna hurl, too.
Trivia Factoid: Even though I'm a BIG jazz fan?
Perhaps you can appreciate just why there's no Tony Bennett in my extensive CD &/or vinyl collection.
"...Package includes tickets only - travel and lodging not included."
The cheapskate's won't even pay the applicable Sales Tax, either.
Wanna bet?
Anyone for dropping a dime to the New York State and City Departments of Revenue on the *winner*??
;^)
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