Michael Jackson: makes sense, the Pedophile Lobby.
Tony Bennett: Well Tony's Sicilian & it is NYC, y'know?
k.d. lang: *Regular* & assorted Fruit Lobby a.ka. United Fudgepacker & Rugmuncher Coalition.
Bebe Winans: The look of this country best be done using a 28mm Fisheye; so I guess, the Food Lobby? :o)
Ruben Blades: huh...
Emcees Chris Tucker & Cicely Tyson: The Who Dat Lobby. {?}
Special Guest President Bill Clinton: Representing various private Laboratories specializing in DNA Research as well as representing both Kohler & American Standard sink manufacturers.
Jesus!
Those people!
Makes me wanna hurl, too.
Trivia Factoid: Even though I'm a BIG jazz fan?
Perhaps you can appreciate just why there's no Tony Bennett in my extensive CD &/or vinyl collection.
"...Package includes tickets only - travel and lodging not included."
The cheapskate's won't even pay the applicable Sales Tax, either.
Wanna bet?
Anyone for dropping a dime to the New York State and City Departments of Revenue on the *winner*??
;^)
LOL...for the record, I shall not be attending.
"Special Guest President Bill Clinton"
Betcha this twirp pulls out his sax and the Lefty RATS will treat him a rock star...the CounterCulture Left has no clue!!
And yes, this sort of thing does make me want to hurl...McLowlife and the EX-Rapist-in-Chief are common criminals, yet they continue to be treated like royalty.
SHEEEEESH...MUD
Sorry you and Mud can't make it. LOL