BIN LADEN SURROUNDED: Alliance has him cornered in cave

CNN

[Darth Sidious]

Breaking on CNN now. Heard this from a fellow compatriot deep within CNN itself.

[Sungirl]

Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer. "You will die on an American holiday."

"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die.....it will be an American Holiday!"

[SunnyUsa]

Thanks for the ping!!!

I hope he dies today, after watching that tape of him - this world can be rid of him and his ilk soon enough

[lowbridge]

Osama, meet Daisy

Whoops, wrong Daisy.

[HiTech RedNeck]

I knew it! He's negotiating an interview with Geraldo.

[fhayek]

America has unsheathed her terrible swift sword

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Who wins the betting pool?!

[Sir Beowolf]

All true Americans win this Pool

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Point well taken. As well as many foreigners, too.

[strela]

News Flash: The French have surrendered on Osama's behalf.

[Eowyn-of-Rohan]

When I heard the slime laughing about how on 9/11 all the Americans were afraid "it was a coup"...well, I envisioned him bound and gagged in razor wire, loose enough that it would only cut him if he made the slightest move in any direction. I guess he just brings out the worst in me! I hope they bring him out alive and let us see him before.... well, so many revenge fantasies to choose from.

[Jorge]

The news seems to be increasingly stating that Bin Laden is trapped and that the end is near........
They seem pretty sure...and if it is true the timing couldn't be better...especially with that tape being released today.

What could be more perfect than the sickening sight of him giggling over the 1,000s of deaths in NY, being followed up with news of his destruction.
Let it be true.

[los]

"Praise Allah!! The brothers will be overjoyed when Bin Laden is caught."

AND SISTERS!!!

[katze]

Just listening to Geraldo (nevere thought I'd want to hear him) saying there is a different tone there tonight; also showed a cave that had been "caved-in", and if they hit the one the old boy is in, OldEagle is correct, his ass are belong to us.

[nonliberal]

Need more virgins.

[steve-b]

Klingon?

Comparing a Klingon to an honorless petaQ like bin Laden is low, even for a Romulan.

[box221]

Right, but at $10-25 million a pop, how many arms and legs do you think these critters have? Someone better DNA the parts.

[steve-b]

What do you bet that there will be "unathorized" autopsy fotos of good ol OBL on some pirate web site somewhere... within hours?

LOL -- maybe one of our graphics experts can put Binny's head on the Alien Autopsy pictures....

[jwalsh07]

Well, I hope they don't eavesdrop on his talks with his attorney before they Mirandise and try him with a military tribunal before they blow his crap away.

[Fiddlstix]

BTTT

[nicmarlo]

Hannity made announcement, too, on his show tonight that OBL is surrounded. I hope he is and hope he's killed.